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Post by bumperella on Jul 17, 2009 14:54:54 GMT -5
The following people were bumped in July 2005: 07.07.05 | 07.14.05 | 07.21.05 | 07.28.05 | paleocyberneticyouth awesomecoolguy rpgamer the_insane Biohazard04 awesomecoolguy* Irish_Hooligan katt_goddess Your_Lover Stebo007 SatansOnion74 kota12 SWITCHBLADE_BRIGADE WhiteDuckTape awesomecoolguy AlurandTheOmnipotent TriGunGuy767 | UrameshiCdd AssProd Conjunctivitis Ellie13 | StreetHOOPLegend BEMaven ColdVoltage InuyashaMik1717 (Missing Card) ColdVoltage Sensible-psycho HellsRapture ireallyamzach f1rehawk jive_euphoria doyhead_dude BikerBoy007 tapioca crazynut7 | King_of_teh_s_uck dodge_this Globe99 LifeSecrets sexysixpac gjavlui Raptorpat LoveGoodBeer EverydayEddy burr138 St00Fu rbyteme zane_two-ten amazingvash Nocarkid88 |
The following are the bumps that were aired in July 2005, as recorded/posted by: mopargirl420, Qman1, f_e_s_i_f_i_s_k_y, rpgamer, Holychikin, simoFG14, RobotChickenRulesAll, darkestheart, and SportsMaster*(original user: PseudoHero)
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Post by bumperella on Jul 17, 2009 17:19:58 GMT -5
07/07 Bump #1Family Guy 1 Posted by: mopargirl420Dear Adult Swim, Thank you for getting Evangelion!! I've heard SO MUCH about this series, and recently was able to watch the first two episodes! It was Freaking amazing!! Not only is it so often voted the Best Anime Of All Time, but it's loaded with great analogies and ssynomys for LIFE!! You guys made a great decision in getting this series... I can't wait!!
[paleocyberneticyouth] | Wow. Someone thanking us for doing something right. This is new.
[adultswim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 17, 2009 17:21:57 GMT -5
07/07 Bump #2During: Family Guy 1 Posted by: mopargirl420Dear Adult Swim, Live 8. That totally raised my awarness. Too bad you can't feed a child with awarness.
[awesomecoolguy] | [adultswim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 17, 2009 19:47:01 GMT -5
07/07 Bump #3During: Family Guy Posted by: Qman1Dear Adult Swim,
If you guys and gals didn't care about ratings,
what would the schedule look like?
[rpgamer] | Please stand by for your programming schedule.
New Sunday Lineup New Episodes in Pantone 219 M Family Friendly Episodes in Pantone 7488 M
11:00 pm Family Guy 11:30 pm Family Guy 12:00 pm Robot Chicken 12:15 am ATHF 12:30 am Tom Goes To The Mayor 12:45 am Space Ghost 1:00 am Venture Brothers 1:30 am Home Movies
[all times and music eastern]
New Saturday Lineup New Episodes in Pantone 311 M Imaginary Episodes in Pantone 191 M
11:00 pm Futurama 11:30 pm Samurai Champloo 12:00 am Inuyasha 12:30 am S-CRY-Ed 1:00 am Paranoia Agent 1:30 am FLCL
[all times and music eastern]
[adultswim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 17, 2009 19:50:38 GMT -5
07/07 Bump #4During: Family Guy Posted by: Qman1Dear Adult Swim,
There is this voice in my head telling me to fun full force in to a brick wall.
Just thought you should know.
[the_insane] | Sounds like the voice of reason.
[adultswim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 17, 2009 20:05:26 GMT -5
07/07 Bump #5During: Family Guy #2 * Actual user name: PseudoHeroPosted by: f_e_s_i_f_i_s_k_yDear Adult Swim,
if i gave you $1,000,000,
would that make it possible for you to stop screwing with our anime?
[Biohazard04] | No.
But we could buy more anime to screw with. | Dear Adult Swim,
What is the purpose of the [ ]?
To be honest its kind of pretentious.
[awesomecoolguy]* | To be honest, we're kind of pretentious.
[adultswim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 17, 2009 20:10:06 GMT -5
07/07 Bump #6During: Family Guy #2 Posted by: f_e_s_i_f_i_s_k_yDear Adult Swim, a giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue.
i bet you can't do that.
you can't do that with your 21-inch anything.
[Irish_Hooligan] | Okay you're right, we can't.
But not for lack of trying
[adultswim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 17, 2009 20:18:40 GMT -5
07/07 Bump #7During: Family Guy #2 Posted by: rpgamerDear Adult Swim,
(with monotone in background, as an emergency broadcast beeeep) This is a test of the Emergency Bumpcasting System. This is only a test. In the unlikely event of a real emergency, this bump would have been funny.
[katt_goddess] | "Emergency Bumpcasting System." You guys get wittier every day.
[adultswim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 17, 2009 20:21:23 GMT -5
07/07 Bump #8During: Family Guy #2 Posted by: rpgamerDear Adult Swim,
Sometime's when we touch the feeling is just too much...
and so is the burning sensation
[Your_lover] | Are you gonna let a few pus-filled sores
get in the way of love?
[adultswim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 17, 2009 20:26:27 GMT -5
07/07 Bump #9During: Robot Chicken Posted by: HolychikinDear Adult Swim,
I HEARDS THAT ADULT SWIM IS AN EVIL COMPANY
BENT ON TAKING OVER THE T.V NETWORK AND WORLD!!!!!!
[Stebo007] | **bang**
**shell falls**
**thunk**
**muffled footsteps**
**crank**
**crank**
**crank**
**chainsaw roars to life**
[adultswim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 17, 2009 20:28:39 GMT -5
07/07 Bump #10During: Robot Chicken Posted by: HolychikinDear Adult Swim,
I just tuned in to see a f@#%ing celine dion commercial during AS...
Has it really come to this?
[SatansOnion74] | What's wrong with Celine Dion?
Aside from the whole singing and Canada thing.
[adultswim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 17, 2009 20:37:08 GMT -5
07/07 Bump #11During: Robot Chicken #2 Posted by: HolychikinDear Adult Swim,
Draw me some bizarrre pictures.
[kota12] | **shows crude drawing of a stick figure television with [adultswim] written on it's forehead eating people. Next to said television is a pile of heads.
There are also some children standing next to an FCC agent who is holding two guns to protect the children from the man eating television. One of the kids is puking**
**shows drawing of a cellular phone with arms and legs holding a person. The blog says: "My human isn't getting reception!"**
**shows two stick figures; one with dasies for hands (Pete), and the other wearing overalls carrying a bloody chainsaw and a meat cleaver (Mr. Grumpis). The blog says:
Pete: "I have flowers for arms!" Mr. Grumpis: "Stay away freak!"**
**Shows stick figure riding a mustache "horse" and waiving his cowboy hat. The sign on the wooden corral gate reads:
"Mustache rides 15 cents"**
**shows something.... good lord, what is that thing?? Bizzarre green face above an orange face.
Both of these faces have many eyes, several noses, and a couple of mouths.**
[adultswim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 17, 2009 20:39:35 GMT -5
07/07 Bump #12During: Robot Chicken #2 Posted by: HolychikinDear Adult Swim,
Back then they didn't want me,
now I'm hot, they all on me.
Back then they didn't want me,
now, I'm hot, they all on me.
Back then they didn't want me,
now, I'm hot, they all on me.
f*cking firefighters...
[SWITCHBLADE_BRIGADE] | [adultswim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 17, 2009 20:43:46 GMT -5
07/07 Bump #13During: Samurai Champloo Posted by: HolychikinDear Adult Swim,
This is my first post though I have watched adult swim off and on for many years now...
I remember ATHF, Cowboy Bebop, sealab and Space Ghost back when they were...er.
Good things never change eh?
[WhiteDuckTape] | No.
Good things get cancelled.
Then re-air years later thanks to bitching and DVD sales.
[adultswim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 17, 2009 20:46:40 GMT -5
07/07 Bump #14During: Samurai Champloo Posted by: HolychikinDear Adult Swim,
u have tought me to express my true free form self
thank you.
[awesomecoolguy] | God.
What have we done?
[adultswim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 17, 2009 20:50:43 GMT -5
07/07 Bump #15During: Samurai Champloo Posted by: simoFG14Dear Adult Swim,
frist of all i love u and the new lineup.
But where's the fricken ninja's man?
You got Samurai Champloo and Inuyasha.
But no ninja's.
[AlurandTheOmnipotent] | Oh the ninjas are there.
You just can't see them because they're always ninja-ing around.
DID YOU JUST SEE THAT?
Of course you didn't.
Ninjas.
[adultswim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 17, 2009 20:54:06 GMT -5
07/07 Bump #16During: Samurai Champloo Posted by: simoFG14Dear Adult Swim,
Can a platypus have herpes? If so, I'm screwed.
[TriGunGuy767] | Do you honestly expect us to believe that?
No platypus would ever sleep with you.
[adultswim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 18, 2009 19:51:47 GMT -5
07/14 Bump #1During: Family Guy Posted by: Qman1Dear Adult Swim,
Has AdultSwim Lowered its Standards??? I think it has.
Its should stop giving crappy shows a chance.
What do you all think?
[UrameshiCdd] | Thank you for writing Adult Swim Viewer Response
Your bump is important to us.
Unfortunately our operators are currently away at Comic-Con.
Please hold until an operator can assist you.
[adultswim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 18, 2009 19:54:46 GMT -5
07/14 Bump #2During: Family Guy Posted by: Qman1Dear Adult Swim,
How come I don't get to go to Comicon with the rest of you guys?
[AssProd] | Sorry, but the bump writers you're trying to reach are no longer in service.
Please check the number and try again.
[adultswim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 18, 2009 19:58:47 GMT -5
07/14 Bump #3During: Family Guy/Samurai Champloo Posted by: f_e_s_i_f_i_s_k_y/ HolychikinDear Adult Swim,
How can I express my distaste for the new site?
Allow me to emote, via poem:
Sun bright; hurt me
[Conjunctivitis] | We're sorry.
Your bump has run out of time.
Please deposit an additional 50 cents to continue.
*busy signal*
[adultswim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 18, 2009 20:01:55 GMT -5
07/14 Bump #4During: Family Guy/Samurai Champloo Posted by: f_e_s_i_f_i_s_k_y/ HolychikinDear Adult Swim,
I dream of a better tomorrow where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
[Ellie13] | *busy signal*
[adultswim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 18, 2009 20:19:23 GMT -5
07/21 Bump #1During: Family Guy #1 User does not exist on the ASMB Posted by: simoFG14This card was not an actual viewer bump and will be removed at a later date. Welcome to Adult Swim Viewer thing.
A quick note on properly constructing a viewer post.
First the "Dear Adult Swim." | Dear Adult Swim, ←
Waaa waaa w a w a a wa a ww awwaww aww wa awa wa!!!
[InuyashaMama69]
| This is where you say "Dear Adult Swim"
Second the complaint. | Dear Adult Swim,
Waaa waaa w a w a a wa a ww awwaww aww wa awa wa!!!←
[InuyashaMama69] | This is where you blame us for something and whine about it.
Absolutely any point of blame is fine.
Except your parent's divorce which is YOUR fault.
Avoid proper grammar and spelling at all costs.
Then sign.
And done.
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Post by bumperella on Jul 18, 2009 20:23:03 GMT -5
07/21 Bump #2During: Family Guy #1 Posted by: simoFG14Dear Adult Swim,
Is it me? or are some people trying too hard to get a bump?
[StreetHOOPLegend] | It's you.
And them.
[adultswim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 18, 2009 20:46:06 GMT -5
07/21 Bump #3During: Family Guy #1 Posted by: mopargirl420Dear Adult Swim,
(This is a test of the newly upgraded Adult Swim Profanity Filter.)
A screwdriver is an excellent tool for **bleeping** things into place.
The best way to visit the trails along the Grand Canyon is to ride an **bleep** or a horse.
Vacuum cleaners user a **bleeping** action to pick up dirt.
In England, pet owners will often refer to a house cat as their **bleep**
(This has been a test of the Adult Swim Profanity Filter.)
(Had this been actual profanity, you would have been instructed to **bleeping** **bleep** yourself.)
[BEMaven] | [adultswim]
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Post by bumperella on Jul 18, 2009 20:54:38 GMT -5
07/21 Bump #4During: Family Guy #1 Posted by: mopargirl420Dear Adult Swim,
Where do the lies end and the truth begin?!
[ColdVoltage] | Lies: 11pm - 6am Truth: 6am - 11pm
[adultswim] |
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