April - 2005 *

The following people were bumped in April 2005:

04.07.2005	04.14.2005	04.21.2005	04.28.2005
Rhombusaurus ModernPrimitive MrMcBunny slyabney Rhombusaurus Dregsupreme samuri_fox user001 DrTrauma blaowadee hUmAnTyPhOiD Metman iamthemoonmaster Born2bBanned hUmAnThPhOiD Captain_Snackpipe dzblues Cream_Abdul_Babar	Mel10202 LiberateBananas blackcat1134 saygoodnight05 Imperial903 _Nocturnal_ Triadd Syns-of_the_Faith TheCapedCrusader Demolisher Imperial903 persnikity Jeffchao228 beerandcartoons Izanagi ragnarock01	-	-

The following are the bumps that were aired in April 2005, as recorded/posted by: Holychikin, comedyswimfan089, tazzftw, f_e_s_i_f_i_s_k_y, Qman1, Abdel123us, chaosdash, Artemis_Apolla, and rpgamer

• April 07 - Cards 2 & 3 provided by NumyMufn
  
• April 21 - Card 1 provided by NumyMufn

04/07 Viewer Bump #1
During: Futurama
Posted by: Holychikin

Dear adult swim, You should make a contest where we try to annoy the hell out of you. [Rhombusaurus]

This is it. You win. [adult swim] [adult swim]

04/07 Viewer Bump #2
During: Futurama
Via video by: NumyMufn

Dear Adult Swim, Would you please reassure my girlfriend that me liking anime at 19 years old makes me the coolest guy in the world? Or if not the coolest in the world, at least the coolest in town? [ModernPrimitive]

We've worked miracles before. But making you cool, that's asking a bit much. [adult swim] [adult swim]

04/07 Viewer Bump #3
During: Futurama
Via video by: NumyMufn

Dear Adult Swim, What do you call a devout adult swimian? [MrMcBunny]

Cash cow. [or our children's college tuition] [or a whale] [adult swim] [adult swim]

04/07 Viewer Bump #4
During: Family Guy
Posted by: comedyswimfan089; [Actual username: slyabney]

Dear Adult Swim, It was great that Seth M came to WashU to speak. However, what **bleep** about it was because of your posting all over your show (which we love), many WashU students got the shaft. Most of us (not the general public) had to see him in a remote viewing location. Great use of our tutition money. We paid for all these jackasses to see something we didn't get to. We should demand our money back from [adult swim], but you'll just screw us over again, won't you? [slyabney and linlinchan]

[adult swim]

04/07 Viewer Bump #5
During: Family Guy
Posted by: comedyswimfan089

Dear adult swim, If you made a Live action Sealab show, what would be your dream cast? [Rhombusaurus]

Erik Estrada wearing different hats. [adult swim] [adult swim]

04/07 Viewer Bump #6
During: Family Guy
Posted by: tazzftw

Dear Adult Swim, Ever thought about Adultswim: The Radio Show with the best and fresh sounds from Adultswim? [Dregsupreme]

Well let's see. That would change viewer bumps into viewer calls. Hearing you guys actually speak? Not something we're quite ready for. [adult swim] [adult swim]

04/07 Viewer Bump #7
During: Family Guy
Posted by: tazzftw

Dear Adult Swim, I want to introduce the next cartoon... All new Robot Chicken... that you saw Sunday... Up next. How was that? [samuri_fox]

[adult swim]

04/07 Viewer Bump #8
During: Robot Chicken
Posted by: f_e_s_i_f_i_s_k_y

Dear Adult Swim, Take a hemroid, tampon, and toothpaste tube put them in a apertment together call it Bluish Green Baby Crew BAM HIT SHOW. Or some little green army men make them fight other toys. call it cyborg moose BAM HIT SHOW. Need anymore new shows just give me a call. [user001]

We'll be in touch. [adult swim] [with your doctor]

04/07 Viewer Bump #9
During: Robot Chicken
Posted by: f_e_s_i_f_i_s_k_y

Dear Adult Swim, have...sudden...urge...to... bling it on!...must fight urges!! [DrTrauma] The only thing better than the Bling It On commercial would be Bling It On, the Cartoon! [blaowadee]

[adult swim]

04/07 Viewer Bump #10
During: Sealab 2021
Posted by: Holychikin

Dear Adult Swim, *ahem* *cough* oh come on? you cant say you dont notice anything different about me? [hUmAnTyPhOiD]

Wait. Say that again. [adult swim]

Dear Adult Swim, *ahem* *cough* oh come on? you cant say you dont notice anything different about me? [hUmAnTyPhOiD]

Yup. Sounds just like our last prostate exam. [adult swim] [adult swim]

04/07 Viewer Bump #11
During: Sealab 2021
Posted by: Holychikin

Dear [Adult Swim], I challenge you to a game of rock, paper, scissors 3 - 2 - 1 Rock [Metman]

[paper]

04/07 Viewer Bump #12
During: Fullmetal Alchemist
Posted by: Qman1

Dear Adult Swim, My girlfriend threatened to leave me if I don't stop watching [as]. She doesn't like the idea that we can't go out after 11:00pm. It's a hard decision. What should I do? [iamthemoonmaster] Duh! Take that girl out. Show her a good time (i.e. dinner, dancing, take her to a romantic spot) Then when you get home so you can both watch the Swim! [Born2bBanned] can you seriously say on tv? [hUmAnThPhOiD]

[adult swim]

04/07 Viewer Bump #13
During: Fullmetal Alchemist
Posted by: Qman1

Dear Adult Swim, I hate being told what to do by people. [Captain_Snackpipe]

Then stop your whining and go do something about it! [adult swim] [irony is funny]

04/07 Viewer Bump #14
During: Fullmetal Alchemist
Posted by: Abdel123us

Yo yo yo wazzup [Adult Swim]? I notice all of your rating demographics are for (18-34). Well, I'm 35 and think Chicken Robots are the Nizz !!!! You are talkin' to *my* generation! [dzblues]

"I'm 35" and "Nizz " Definitely two phrases we never thought we'd see together. [adult swim] [adult swim]

04/07 Viewer Bump #15
During: Fullmetal Alchemist
Posted by: Abdel123us

Dear Adult Swim, I heard that Mitch Hedberg died. I feel like a piece of myself has died, because I've stolen all my jokes from either Mitch Hedberg, or AS. Please don't die, or I'll never be funny. [Cream_Abdul_Babar]

[adult swim]

04/14 Viewer Bump #1
During: Futurama
Posted by: Abdel123us

Dear Adult Swim, Baseball's not a sport, it's a game that sucks. [Mel10202] Looks like somebody got picked last in recess today. [LiberateBananas]

[adult swim]

04/14 Viewer Bump #2
During: Futurama
Posted by: chaosdash

Dear Adult Swim, My mother is addicted to watching Adult Swim. It's horrible, she'll stay up late, sleep in late, and forget to do certain errands. Just yesterday I physically had to remove the TV just so she could wake up the next morning and take us to school on time. Mom, if you're watching, I need lunch money tomorrow, Dad is leaving you, and were out of milk. [blackcat1134]

[adult swim]

04/14 Viewer Bump #3
During: Futurama
Posted by: Holychikin

Dear Adult Swim, I've watched [as] since I was 11 years old. The more I watched, the funnier it became and now I watch [as] every chance I get. I don't want to get on tv. I just wanted to say thanks. [saygoodnight05]

[refreshing]

04/14 Viewer Bump #4
During: Family Guy
Posted by: comedyswimfan089

Dear Adult Swim, I used to be a big Adult Swim Fanboi, but lately it's looking pretty bad. Youre most viewed shows are RERUNS of shows created by OTHER NETWORKS The newest seasons of Sealab and Birdman are not even close to the quality of the previous seasons. Tom Goes to the Mayor is devoid of humor The Squidbillies and Perfect Hair pilots are pathetic. Your new shows are NOT ENTERTAINING!!!! P.S. - seafood commisioner has potential, Don't screw it up !!!!!!!!!!!! [Imperial903]

[adult swim]

04/14 Viewer Bump #5
During: Family Guy
Posted by: comedyswimfan089

Dear Adult Swim, Ever have deja-vu? [_Nocturnal_]

No such thing. Deja-vu is just your mind playing tricks on you. [adult swim][adult swim]

04/14 Viewer Bump #6
During: Family Guy
Posted by: comedyswimfan089

Dear Adult Swim, Have you ever noticed that the town "animal" in Family Guy is the clam, while on the same effect Stewie's head looks like a clam? (By the way it is shaped and the hair is combed) Also, this is a little off-topic but I was talking to my friend the other day and he told me the reason Adolf Hilter went insane was because he injected Bull Testosterone into his **bleep**. Also does anyone agree my theory about Clam Head Stewie. [Triadd]

Look people, in the future, Let's keep it to one ridiculously stupid question at a time. [adult swim]

04/14 Viewer Bump #7
During: Family Guy
Posted by: comedyswimfan089

Dear Adult Swim, If you had the power to make one word 'disappear' what would that one word be? This of course, excludes 'bling'. We know the illuminati are eliminating this epidemic. ... I mean ... -Mysteriously disappears- [Syns-of_the_Faith]

[we are watching you]

04/14 Viewer Bump #8
During: Robot Chicken
Posted by: tazzftw

Dear Adult Swim, as5clown admissions departments. Dear TheCapedCrusader, After careful review of your loser transcript, we have decided to only partially crush all your dreams instead of distroying them completely. That is, we are putting you on the waitlist along with the 25,000 other applicants that arent good enough for our school. You can wait it out without knowing what school you will be going to untill sometime in june, when we make it official that you **bleep** at life. [TheCapedCrusader]

Those college admissions people seem like some cruel bastards. We'd probably be pretty good at it. [adult swim]

04/14 Viewer Bump #9
During: Robot Chicken
Posted by: tazzftw

Dear Adult Swim, I think Ashton Kutcher should try to Punk the President, But then again he'll probably get killed in the process either way The public wins. [Demolisher]

[adult swim]