May - 2008

The following people were bumped in May 2008:

05.04.2008	05.11.2008	05.18.2008	05.25.2008
paleocyberneticyouth huzzahplum StewieBigFan darcy153 pavo6503	Oplugnz Angedelune viperxmns	AngryPirate87 here_i_am AlphaHawkP terrorist96	Dr_Derek epeen-mmmm

The following are the bumps that were aired in May 2008, as recorded/posted by: mahala_la_la

05/04 Viewer Bump #1
[Approximately 10:26pm (ET); After Family Guy #1]
Folder: Bumps
Posted by: mahala_la_la

Dear Adult Swim,

Code Geass is FREAKIN' AWESOME!!

If YOU had the power
that Lelouch obtained,

what would YOU do with it?!?

[paleocyberneticyouth]

Glad you're a fan.

We'd use our new mind magic
to rake in more viewers

Then we'd do something about
that Ledouche guy's name

[adult swim]

05/04 Viewer Bump #2
[Approximately 10:37pm (ET); During American Dad]
Folder: Bumps
Posted by: mahala_la_la

Dear Adult Swim:

Touch me like you use to!

[huzzahplum]

[adult swim]

05/04 Viewer Bump #3
[Approximately 10:55pm (ET); After American Dad]
Folder: Bumps
Posted by: mahala_la_la

Dear Adult Swim:

You make me crazy.
You really do.

I mean, I love you and all,
but what the hell is wrong with you?

Maybe if you showed me a picture
of one of your board meetings,

I can make an
accurate diagnosis.

[StewieBigFan]

[well?]

05/04 Viewer Bump #4
[Approximately 11:25pm (ET); After Family Guy #2]
Folder: Bumps
Posted by: mahala_la_la

Dear Adult Swim:

is there a recommended menu
to go with your line-up?

[darcy153]

[adult swim]

05/04 Viewer Bump #5
[Approximately 12:27am (ET); After Squidbillies]
Folder: General Adult Swim Discussion
Posted by: mahala_la_la

Dear Adult Swim:

Heard them talking about
Death Note on Fresh Air,

on the local
public radio station.

It's official,

AS has jumped the shark and
is completely and irrecovably lame.

[pavo6503]

We're lame because NPR talked
about a show from Japan?

You stupid, stupid man.

[loved your misspelling]

05/11 Viewer Bump #1
[Approximately 10:16pm (ET); During Family Guy #1]
Folder: General Adult Swim Discussion
Posted by: mahala_la_la

Dear Adult Swim:

I want you smart doctors
over at Adult Swim

to have some
damn compassion for me

and all the
other dyslexic people

watching your shows.

I can't read
the white damn text

with your messages

flashing on and off
the screen.

It is so fast

and it not long enough

for me with my disabilities
to read.

It is so fast I think
it gives me convulsion,

I know you need
to make money,

Dammit slow it down now!!!!!

[Oplugnz]

We are going to hell.

[adult swim]

Note: Bump was slightly sped up, thus the response from adult swim.

05/11 Viewer Bump #2
[Approximately 11:29pm (ET); Before Robot Chicken]
Folder: Bumps
Posted by: mahala_la_la

Dear Adult Swim:

I hope you know 35%
of your audience is homosexual.

PS: most of us gay boys
want to do Seth Greene,
and lick him like a lollipop

[Angedelune]

INAPPROPRIATE

A message from the
Turner Legal Department

Please cease and desist
any comments about
licking Mr. Green

Failure to do so
will result in suings

[turner legal]

05/11 Viewer Bump #3
[Approximately 12:30am (ET); Before Assy McGee]
Folder: Bumps
Posted by: mahala_la_la

Dear Adult Swim:

I was in the park today
and I saw this.

Which leads me to believe
that Assy is running around

carving trees in his likeness.

[viperxmns]

No, that's
Assy Mctree

featuring giant
squirrel nuts

[adult swim]

05/18 Viewer Bump #1
[Approximately 10:38pm (ET); During Family Guy]
Folder: Bumps
Posted by: mahala_la_la

What we see when
anime fans complain:

Dear Adult Swim,

Its like freakin de-ja-vu every weeknight when I
turn on the television and am harrassed by a
proverbial clown car of the same shows I've been
watching since my boyhood (not really boyhood
though, probably since I was thirteen, so more
like the awkward puberty stage). Please remedy
my situation by re-introducing, neigh, re-weaning
anime back into the weeknights, because generally,
I am too inebriated to fully appreciate the glory
that is the Saturday night line-up when it is airing.

[AngryPirate87]

[adult swim]

05/18 Viewer Bump #2
[Approximately 10:53pm (ET); During Family Guy]
Unknown source
Posted by: mahala_la_la

Dear Adult Swim,

Greatest Animation Villian?

[here_i_am]

ML - Dishonest John MC - that one orange/red monster      with the Cons from the Bugs Bunny cartoon KG - Wile E. Coyote HR - Vicious JE - Cruella de Ville DA - Any Scooby Doo bad guy VP - Peculiar Purple Pie Man of Porcupine Peak ER - Pizazz LB - Krang NI - Dr. Claw

[adult swim]

05/18 Viewer Bump #3
[Approximately 11:24pm (ET); After Family Guy]
Folder: Bumps
Posted by: mahala_la_la

Dear Adult Swim,

More loud horns, less bumps.

[AlphaHawkP]

[loud horn blares]

YOU HAVE
[AlphaHawkP]
TO THANK FOR THIS

THIS WAS
A GREAT IDEA

[adult swim]

05/18 Viewer Bump #4
[Approximately 12:13am (ET); After Squidbillies]
Folder: Bumps
Posted by: mahala_la_la

Dear Adult Swim,

Great idea....State in one of your bumps
that anyone who gets a highscore
in the top 10 for the games, then
their names will be on TV the next week.

[terrorist96]

Did it fifteen minutes ago.

[adult swim]

05/25 Viewer Bump #1
[Approximately 11:25pm (ET); After Family Guy #2]
Folder: Bumps
Posted by: mahala_la_la

Dear Adult Swim:

I just spent $103.95 at the
Williams Street Online Store.

What do I get for free
for spending that much?

[Dr_Derek]

Probably a headache

and whatever you bought.

Thanks for
the cash.

[adult swim]

05/25 Viewer Bump #2
[Approximately 11:56pm (ET); After Aqua Teen Hunger Force]
Folder: Bumps
Posted by: mahala_la_la

Dear Adult Swim:

thaneks four giting rid uf aneme.
it gaut noe oen layd. ie loev viginea.

[epeen-mmmm]

[Robotic voice "translates" the card.]

[adult swim]