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Post by bumperella on Nov 24, 2008 1:59:24 GMT -5
The following people were bumped in September 2007: 09.02.2007 | 09.09.2007 | 09.16.2007 | 09.23.2007 | 09.30.2007 | killspencer
J_Peezey
inhumanrampager
girlieeatshorcruxes | Killy_McGee
Apokarimon
wildferret2004
Spirit0nParole
darcy152
Harry10
dementedsoul
lunastar3 | RiotSauce
Gaynor79
koga1989
rhinorus
koga1989
TheLostMember
Foley_is_Good_149 | imscary2
TimothyJD
CarlTheJerk
Remylabue | Ronin356
darcy153
capt_taco
GammyGoose |
The following are the bumps that were aired in September 2007, as recorded/posted by: mahala_la_la and comedyswimfan089 |
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Post by bumperella on Nov 24, 2008 2:04:41 GMT -5
09/02 Viewer Bump #1[Approximately 10:13pm (ET); During Futurama #1] Incoherent Babbling Posted by: mahala_la_laDear Adult Swim:
lou dobbs
who is he,
from the
public service announcement
and i don't mean
the cnn anchor
[killspencer] Look people, we're
just publicly servicing you
We don't know what it means
[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 24, 2008 2:12:13 GMT -5
09/02 Viewer Bump #2[Approximately 10:25pm (ET); After Futurama #1] Williams Street Culture Posted by: mahala_la_laDear Adult Swim:
lou dobbs is not
all up in my head
[J_Peezey] Is that right?
Little man he's so
far up in your head
You don't even know
he's up in there
Ninja Dobbs
[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 24, 2008 2:18:24 GMT -5
09/02 Viewer Bump #3[Approximately 11:28pm (ET); Before Robot Chicken] Williams Street Culture Posted by: mahala_la_laDear Adult Swim:
How bad is college
going to rape me?
[inhumanrampager] O
O
O
O
O
About that much.
[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 24, 2008 2:21:30 GMT -5
09/02 Viewer Bump #4[Approximately 12:15am (ET); Before Moral Orel] Comedy Discussion Posted by: mahala_la_laDear Adult Swim:
I have a Shake tattoo
on my back
A lot of people ask why.
I say life is too short
to take it seriously.
[girlieeatshorcruxes] Thanks for the
free ad space.
How about Meatwad
on your thigh?
[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 24, 2008 2:32:47 GMT -5
09/09 Viewer Bump #1[Approximately 10:10pm (ET); During Futurama #1] Williams Street Culture Posted by: comedywimfan089Dear Adult Swim:
ultra hardcore badass
aqua teen tat for your enjoy[Killy-McGee] We're going to assume
the logo will be in the middle
[image of tattoo with the logo blended in]
Otherwise it looks like
a weird party on your back.
[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 24, 2008 2:36:28 GMT -5
09/09 Viewer Bump #2[Approximately 10:25pm (ET); After Futurama #1] Williams Street Culture Posted by: comedyswimfan089Dear Adult Swim:
So last Sunday marked
our 6th anniversary together.
Does that mean
we get to have sex?
[Apokarimon] Yeah no.
We broke up
three years ago.
We just didn't tell you.
[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 24, 2008 2:39:30 GMT -5
09/09 Viewer Bump #3[Approximately 10:37pm (ET); During Futurama #2] Williams Street Culture Posted by: comedyswimfan089Dear Adult Swim:
What's your opinion on the lineup that
the BK contest winner chose?
As for me,
3 1/2 hours of Trinity Blood?
Not what I would've chosen.
[wildferret2004] You win the contest
You pick the lineup
Don't hate the player
Hate the game.
[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 24, 2008 2:46:33 GMT -5
09/09 Viewer Bump #4[Approximately 10:41pm (ET); During Futurama #2] Babbling Posted by: comedyswimfan089Dear Adult Swim:
Some Bleach fan art [Spirit0nPatrole] Some seriously
good fan art
Totally get an art job
or something
[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 24, 2008 3:01:47 GMT -5
09/09 Viewer Bump #5[Approximately 10:59pm (ET); Before Family Guy] Williams Street Culture Posted by: comedyswimfan089Dear Adult Swim:
Got any back-to-school pointers
for your college-bound demographic?
[darcy153] Learn these: [newspapers]
Do this: [bourbon]
Do this: [car]
Don't do this: [alcohol bottle with wheels]
Watch this: [as logo]
Buy these: [WS DVDs]
Be this: [pac-man smiley]
[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 24, 2008 3:03:51 GMT -5
09/09 Viewer Bump #6[Approximately 11:09pm (ET); During Family Guy] Williams Street Culture Posted by: comedyswimfan089Dear Adult Swim:
I'm not gay
but can i sit on your lap?
[Harry10] No homo
Sorry Harry10.
No homo
[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 24, 2008 3:06:22 GMT -5
09/09 Viewer Bump #7[Approximately 11:58pm (ET); Before Frisky Dingo] Rants [actual poster: dementedsoul] Posted by: comedyswimfan089Dear Adult Swim:
Moral Orel.. why?
Everytime I watch this show
I end up changing the channel
Because it makes me
too uncomfortable
[peewee rotA] You just answered
your own question?
[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 24, 2008 3:07:57 GMT -5
09/09 Viewer Bump #8[Approximately 12:29am (ET); Before Venture Bros.] Williams Street Culture Posted by: comedyswimfan089Dear Adult Swim:
With Cowboy Bebop
starting back up Sept. 17th,
Are you going to play
any of your awesome old promos?
because it would be
really sweet if you did.
[lunastar3] Bebop promos
starting back up?
The old sweet promos
You know what?
Done
[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 24, 2008 14:40:09 GMT -5
09/16 Viewer Bump #1[Approximately 10:10pm (ET); During Futurama #1] Comedy Discussion Posted by: comedyswimfanDear Adult Swim:
HARVEY BIRDMAN FOR LIFE!!
Something me and
2 friends did at school...
we owned that
chalk board like mad...
Class of 08!!!
[RiotSauce] Class of 08!!!
Y'all still use chalkboards?
[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 24, 2008 14:45:00 GMT -5
09/16 Viewer Bump #2[Approximately 10:25pm (ET); After Futurama #1] Williams Street Culture Posted by: comedyswimfan089Dear Adult Swim:
I'm getting a degree
in Geography.
have my GIS certification
and will be graduating
in December.
Is there any possible position
for me at [as]?
[Gaynor79] We could use a valet
To park our cars
on the roof.
You know,
geographically.
[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 24, 2008 14:50:28 GMT -5
09/16 Viewer Bumps #3[Approximately 10:41pm (ET); During Futurama #2] Comedy Discussion Posted by: comedyswimfan089Dear Adult Swim:
Lucy Daughter of the Devil
i have to say i am really
offended by this show
[koga1989]
dude just calm down.
it really isn't that offensive
[rhinorus]
first nuns WOULD NEVER KILL PEOPLE
second **bleep** will never say the F word
[koga1989]
If he died for our sins,
I'm pretty sure he could take a joke.
[TheLostMember] [adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 24, 2008 14:51:57 GMT -5
09/16 Viewer Bump #4[Approximately 12:29am (ET); Before Venture Bros.] Williams Street Culture Posted by: comedyswimfan089Dear Adult Swim:
Which do you prefer between
cashews and almonds?
[Foley_is_Good_149] That's like asking
a man to choose
between left boob
and right boob
But for the record,
almonds
and right boob.
[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 24, 2008 14:54:33 GMT -5
09/23 Viewer Bump #1[Approximately 10:14pm, during Futurama] Williams Street Culture Posted by: comedyswimfan089Dear Adult Swim,
Please put this as a
bump on your show
sincerely,
a devoited fan
with no cable
p.s. please email me to tell me
when and where it will be on
that way i can put it
on my resume that i was
a "writer for a tv show"
and a "co-producer"
[imscary2] Done
[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 24, 2008 15:01:44 GMT -5
09/23 Viewer Bump #2[Approximately 10:44pm, during Futurama] Williams Street Culture Posted by: comedyswimfan089Dear Adult Swim,
looks like ill be going to sleep after 10:30.
i only should since you let bullcrap air after family guy...
why do you torment me?
[TimothyJD] Bullcrap Swimcrap
Torment Timothy Schedule 11:00 PM Futurama
11:30 PM Family Guy
12:00 AM Harvey Bullcrap
12:15 AM Bullcrap Chicken
12:30 AM Bullcrap +
1:00 AM Cowboy Bullcrap
1:30AM Bullcrapyasha
2:00AM Bullcrapyasha
[bullcrap swimcrap]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 24, 2008 15:03:59 GMT -5
09/23 Viewer Bump #3[Approximately 11:56p, after Metalocalypse] Williams Street Culture Posted by: comedyswimfan089Dear Adult Swim:
AS is run by retards
who have no experience
1 guy knows how to set up broadcasts
2 guys edit stuff
1 guy come up with ideas
3 guys handle bumps
1 guy reads the paper work
so others don't have to
1 woman is an anime fan but no real help
2 guys sit back and watch the money come in
[CarlTheJerk] We're sorry, your bump
cannot be completed as typed
Please log in and
type your bump again.
[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 24, 2008 15:06:44 GMT -5
09/23 Viewer Bump #4[Approximately 12:29am; before Venture Bros.] Williams Street Culture (Original user: Remylabue) Posted by: comedyswimfan089Dear Adult Swim:
Usually, you guys wouldn't
pass up the chance
to **bleep** yourselves out
yet there hasn't been any
mention of the new
Harvey Birdman or ATHF games
for the PS2, PSP, and Wii
on the 5318008 tube.
Ashamed that they're
craptastic
and nobody
will buy them?
[emylabue] Perhaps.
[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 24, 2008 15:09:04 GMT -5
09/30 Viewer Bump #1[Approximately 10:11pm; During Futurama #1] AdultSwim.com/Headquarters Posted by: comedyswimfan089Dear Adult Swim:
Where's my
Space Ghost vol. 4 DVD?
[Ronin356] We don't even want
to talk about it.
How are your folks doing?
[SGCTCV.4 and shop coming soon]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 24, 2008 15:12:02 GMT -5
09/30 Viewer Bump #2[Approximately 10:44pm; During Futurama #2] Williams Street Culture Posted by: comedyswimfan089Dear Adult Swim:
you've made me a lazy **bleep**
how about redeeming yourself
by creating a new show
that i can work out to?
[darcy153]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 24, 2008 15:15:59 GMT -5
09/30 Viewer Bump #3[Approximately 11:43pm; Before Metalocalypse] Williams Street Culture Posted by: comedyswimfan089Dear Adult Swim:
We want Dethklok to play
at our wedding
No, no, this is actually
a serious request
I'm getting married
in July (in real life)
to this really cool chick that I met
right here on the ASMB
So, what are the odds
of convincing Dethklok
to play at a wedding?
[capt_taco] Don't like your chances
but we'll ask
[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 24, 2008 15:17:56 GMT -5
09/30 Viewer Bump #4[Approximately 11:55pm; After Metalocalypse] Williams Street Culture Posted by: comedyswimfan089Dear Adult Swim:
I ripped a copy of Dethklok's
Go to the Water off of youtube
[GammyGoose] Our lawyers are headed
to your house No wait, hear me out
I placed it on my mp3 player
when I ran a marathon ten days ago
That song is like a massive punch
right in the scruttocks. Brutal.
[GammyGoose] Lawyers still coming
[adult swim]
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