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Post by bumperella on Nov 7, 2023 13:18:21 GMT -5
04/22 Viewer Bump #3[Approximately 11:15pm; During Futurama] Posted by: bigtonyDear Adult Swim,
when looking for a mate, do you find that the chase as important and satisfying as actually getting them
-[edie401l] well, depends on how fast she is and how much mace she's carrying[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 7, 2023 15:43:53 GMT -5
04/22 Viewer Bump #4[Approximately 11:27pm; After Futurama] Posted by: bigtonyDear Adult Swim,
i am so sick of this jury duty **bleep**... it always has to be like halfway across the state!
And it doesn't matter if you have transportation, have to miss work or anything like that... you have to be there!
and then you sit in a room all day and sometimes they just tell you to go home
-[aradiasilvermoonl] hey! before you complain, you stop and think about the poor guys who were arrested for drunkenness and public nudity and deserve a fair trial.
you stop and think about us.[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 10, 2023 10:37:12 GMT -5
04/22 Viewer Bump #5[Approximately 11:30pm; Before Family Guy] Posted by: bigtonyDear Adult Swim,
what does love feel like?
Butterflies in the stomach, giddiness, or just an overall warm feeling?
-[dreamscene] Dear dreamscene,
Expensive. And kind of squishy.[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 10, 2023 10:42:35 GMT -5
04/22 Viewer Bump #6[Approximately 11:42pm; During Family Guy] Posted by: bigtonyDear Adult Swim,
I hate nascar.
all you do is drive in a **bleep** oval how stupied is that
I mean come one people driving in a oval thats stupied as hell what do you think about nascar
-[Stewie419]
you spelled stupid wrong.
-[no-p-in-our-ool] no.
he spelled stupid wrong twice.[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 10, 2023 10:45:32 GMT -5
04/22 Viewer Bump #7[Approximately 11:43pm; During Family Guy] Posted by: bigtonyDear Adult Swim,
am I closed minded or do reality shows just keep getting dumber
-[et86] reality shows are great. because they show us what reality is all about. sex. sex and money.[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 10, 2023 12:36:42 GMT -5
04/22 Viewer Bump #8[Approximately 12:00am; Before ATHF] Posted by: AnimeFan009Dear Adult Swim,
There's nothing I could say about the perfect woman that Sir-Mix-A-Lot didn't put into a song.
-[GoatBoy] Dear GoatBoy,
Yes, friend. And in the words of that same prolific bard who stirred us all with his dramatically vivid description of the feminine:
"My anaconda don't want none... unless you've got buns, hun."[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 10, 2023 13:35:43 GMT -5
04/22 Viewer Bump #9[Approximately 12:12am; During ATHF] Posted by: AnimeFan009Dear Adult Swim,
Who owns AS/Williams Street?
-[Sanitysrequiem] Dear Sanitysrequiem,
[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 10, 2023 14:11:21 GMT -5
04/22 Viewer Bump #10[Approximately 12:15am; During ATHF] Posted by: AnimeFan009Dear Adult Swim,
So I was flipping through my roommate's new Maxim,
and I noticed adult swim was running an ad featuring Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
I've already torn out the ad and pasted it to my wall. Thanks you guys...
-[struk] Dear struk,
Yeah.
Unfortunately putting ads in Maxim is as close as we'll ever get to Brooke Burke
or her breasts.[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 10, 2023 14:34:53 GMT -5
04/22 Viewer Bump #11[Approximately 12:27am; After ATHF] Posted by: AnimeFan009Dear Adult Swim,
just for fun, you guys should air the passed "swimming old people" promos.
I would love to see them again.
-[alextheprojectionist] Dear alextheprojectionist,
Well we'd like to buddy, but... THOSE OLD PEOPLE ARE ALL DEAD! Way to be insensitive.[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 10, 2023 14:38:46 GMT -5
04/22 Viewer Bump #12[Approximately 12:30am; Before Inuyasha] Posted by: AnimeFan009Dear Adult Swim,
Is Stewie is Rosemary's Baby?
Think about the red haired resemblence between Mia Farrow and Lois Griffin.
Coincidence? I think not.
-[AnimeFan009] Dear AnimeFan009,
Of course Stewie is Rosemary's baby, but that's not important.
What is important is why does it have to be called Rosemary's Baby?
It was Satan's baby too![adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 16, 2023 11:19:50 GMT -5
04/22 Viewer Bump #13[Approximately 12:42am; During Inuyasha] Posted by: AnimeFan009Dear Adult Swim,
...What is a cthulu...?
-[JellyBeana] Dear JellyBeana,
Well, dearie a Cthulu is an aquatic type tentacled creature whose hobbies include death and destruction.
Turnoffs include love, mercy, compassion, and aquamen.[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 16, 2023 11:23:53 GMT -5
04/22 Viewer Bump #14[Approximately 12:45am; During Inuyasha] Posted by: AnimeFan009Dear Adult Swim,
THEY RUINED TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!!!!
What did they do to teenage mutant ninja turtles? I was a huge fan of the original series, and still am. I even had tons of their toys.
-[hjerry2000] Dear hjerry2000,
"THEY RUINED TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!!!!"
That's your complaint, which, by the way upset you so much that it required the usage of all capital letters.
You wanna trade problems?[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 16, 2023 11:26:27 GMT -5
04/22 Viewer Bump #15[Approximately 12:57am; After Inuyasha] Posted by: AnimeFan009Dear Adult Swim,
Do you have some Preperation-H? Because some of your scheduling decisions have given me a pain in the A$$
-[BadOldLady] Dear BadOldLady,
Cute. Why don't you try pulling our foot out of there first?[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 16, 2023 11:46:02 GMT -5
04/29 Viewer Bump #1[Approximately 11:00pm; Before Futurama] Posted by: bigtonyDear Adult Swim,
Van Helsong: good or utter crap?
i'm having mixed feelings about this move. it has sweet-looking special effects, but there is no possible way that the general storyline won't **bleep**
-[poketheif19] There are ALOT of reasons to go see this movie.
and Kate Beckinsale has all of them.[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 16, 2023 11:48:21 GMT -5
04/29 Viewer Bump #2[Approximately 11:12pm; During Futurama] Posted by: bigtonyDear Adult Swim,
I'm sorry about the whole dead baby thing. Please don't sue.
-[argie] No hard feelings there argie. It's not like it was your baby.[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 16, 2023 11:52:20 GMT -5
04/29 Viewer Bump #3[Approximately 11:15pm; During Futurama] Posted by: bigtonyDear Adult Swim,
There are like three men keeping your whole gender afloat. Thank them, they give us false hope that the rest of you are alright.
-[62] Dear 62,
Hmmm, the real question is what 3 men. We're going with Dustin Diamond, Steven Segal, and Al Roker.
But we agree with you to some extent.
In the words of the greatest philosopher of our time Dave Chapelle, "Yea, chivalry is dead. And women killed it."[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 16, 2023 11:54:23 GMT -5
04/29 Viewer Bump #4[Approximately 11:27pm; After Futurama] Posted by: bigtonyDear Adult Swim,
When I was a little girl, I wanted to be princess from g-force when I grew up.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
-[FrostedFlakey] Dear FrostedFlakey,
Intergelactic Space Pimps[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 16, 2023 12:08:46 GMT -5
04/29 Viewer Bump #5[Approximately 11:30pm; Before Family Guy] Posted by: bigtonyDear Adult Swim,
Who do you report to?
-[anibus_x] Dear anibus_x,
Adult Swim Chain of Command Bumpmasters → Lazzo → The Pentagon → Denmark → Ted Turner → J. Lo's **bleep** → Microsoft → The Man → Samuel L. Jackson → Krispy Kreme Donuts[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 16, 2023 12:57:18 GMT -5
04/29 Viewer Bump #6[Approximately 11:42pm; During Family Guy] Posted by: bigtonyDear Adult Swim,
I have a friend with a. . . a problem.
you see at day he is kind of... dull. then at night he is different, he is more exciting and a bit weird.
I can not explain it really. Is there anything wrong with him?
-[pixiejones] Dear pixiejones,
Oh dearie. Our friends are called television.[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 16, 2023 13:00:28 GMT -5
04/29 Viewer Bump #7[Approximately 11:45pm; During Family Guy] Posted by: bigtonyDear Adult Swim,
What happens when you travel at the speed of light and turn your headlights on?
Seriously, I want to know because u all are obviously all knowing!
-[smackspeople6] Dear smackspeople6,
you die.
Well, not really. that was just wishful thinking.
But if you're traveling at the speed of light in a vehicle that has "headlights", the chances of death are certainly increased.[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 16, 2023 13:02:59 GMT -5
04/29 Viewer Bump #8[Approximately 11:57pm; After Family Guy] Posted by: bigtonyDear Adult Swim,
I wat to know your fav numver mine is 19. i like to keep it simple.
-[derackthehunter] Dear derackthehunter,
actually, we have two favorite numbers and they're in the bumps all the time.
a cookie to whoever can figure them out.[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 16, 2023 13:08:12 GMT -5
04/29 Viewer Bump #9[Approximately 12:00am; Before ATHF] Posted by: AnimeFan009Dear Adult Swim,
Just post any really embarrassing ways to die that you can think up
-[Horsefly] Dear Horsefly,
Hmmm
Burning to death while trying to light your own fart on fire.
Tripped to death by that witch in Witch Hunter Robin
Hit by the Quad laser.
Trying to perfect teleportation, but instead being turned into a giant fly then dying on the world's largest bug zapper.[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 16, 2023 13:12:04 GMT -5
04/29 Viewer Bump #10[Approximately 12:12am; During ATHF] Posted by: AnimeFan009Dear Adult Swim,
Sorry. I don't need profanity to get my point across.
-[harryfrodo] Dear harryfrodo,
Well fuck you very much.[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 16, 2023 13:16:23 GMT -5
04/29 Viewer Bump #11[Approximately 12:13am; During ATHF] Posted by: AnimeFan009Dear Adult Swim,
i hate school
-[VashErricks] Dear VashErricks,
Seriously.
What is the deal with teachers and teaching anyway.
It's revolting.
Besides forget being smart.
You could always go into politics.[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Nov 16, 2023 13:21:59 GMT -5
04/29 Viewer Bump #12[Approximately 12:27am; After ATHF] Posted by: AnimeFan009Dear Adult Swim,
do joo act your age?
-[Zeshue] Dear Zeshue,
Well we're like 3.
Acting our age would mean drooling and peeing on ourselves.
So yes.[adult swim]
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