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Post by bumperella on Apr 28, 2009 16:31:14 GMT -5
09/09 Viewer Bump #9During Sealab 2021Posted by: MsTsuniDear Adult Swim,
Anyone every read DUNE?
- [Zopwx2] | Dear Zopwx2,
Yes.
Longest 5 years of our lives.
This Bump is dedicated to anyone who's read Dune. |
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Post by bumperella on Apr 28, 2009 16:35:15 GMT -5
09/09 Viewer Bump #10During Sealab 2021Posted by: MsTsuniDear Adult Swim,
Man, after seeing you guys at DragonCon on Saturday, I've come to the conclusion that there are some hot people working at Williams Street.
- [karma_aster] | Dear karma_aster,
Not sure whether you have good taste or bad eyesight.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Apr 28, 2009 16:42:30 GMT -5
09/09 Viewer Bump #11During Sealab 2021Posted by: MsTsuniDear Adult Swim,
What is it going to take for you to put me on tv? I see these jokers put up some lame post that seems as if it will never be on tv, ever, and yet there it is. I'm throwing in the towel now. I quit.
ok, so I can't really quit. I have to resort to becoming one of those jokers with lame posts. Maybe now I will be taken seriously:
- [misskittymcguire]
Dear Adult Swim,
I like cheese. I really like cheddar cheese. I don't like swiss cheese, it's too neutral.
- [misskittymcguire] | Dear misskittymcguire,
Gold. Solid gold.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Apr 28, 2009 16:45:12 GMT -5
09/09 Viewer Bump #12During Sealab 2021Posted by: MsTsuniDear Adult Swim,
How do you eat a reeses?
- [koga_hiei_lover] | Dear koga_hiei_lover,
Usually with our mouths.
Usually.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Apr 28, 2009 17:20:47 GMT -5
09/09 Viewer Bump #13During InuYashaPosted by: bigtonyDear Adult Swim,
I wrote to you because I decided to help you with the problems you have had selling merchandise.
If you will look at my chart
- [thesupervegito] |
| you will see that if you raise the age group at which you are targeting people to 30-45 year olds then the avergage sale ratio goes up to...
Hey... HEY. Pay attention back there. Ugh, I knew that you guys weren't going to find my financial advise interesting.
Go ahead, blow up this card. I'm sure you've been waiting to do this since I started.
- [thesupervegito] | (card explodes)
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Apr 28, 2009 17:32:23 GMT -5
09/09 Viewer Bump #14During InuYashaPosted by: bigtonyDear Adult Swim,
When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven
choose pie heaven
It might be a trick
but if it's not mmmmmmm boy.
- [naraku_99] | [adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Apr 28, 2009 17:39:16 GMT -5
09/09 Viewer Bump #15During InuYashaPosted by: bigtonyDear Adult Swim,
I wish there was a way to distinguish myself from the masses of people here trying to get their message heard, if only to be on TV moments before Family Guy.
But I don't think there is on. All I know how to do is beg for you to put this on the air and hope that you respond to it with something witty like you always do.
That's all any of us here can do, really. Beg and hope.
- [Rickenbacker_3001] | Dear Rickenbacker_3001,
Bribe and hope would be more effective.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Apr 28, 2009 18:20:47 GMT -5
09/09 Viewer Bump #16During InuYashaPosted by: bigtonyDear Adult Swim,
show this picture
- [kota12] | Dear kota12,
That is horrible!
Apologize to the nice people kota. And their eyes.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Apr 28, 2009 19:42:08 GMT -5
09/16 Viewer Bump #1During Family GuyPosted by: BlueBerryPieDear Adult Swim,
You guys wanna know something about dragons? Whenever somebody talks about dragons, they're really talking about lasers. They just eat everything like a laser does.
And you know what? When they talk about lasers, they're really talking about dragons.
- [cracklemonkey] | Dear cracklemonkey,
Genius.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Apr 28, 2009 19:55:52 GMT -5
09/16 Viewer Bump #2During Family GuyPosted by: BlueBerryPieDear Adult Swim,
i saw that you exploded a bump last week. i was wondering if this one can be eaten by the sealab pirhannah.
- [Irish_Hooligan] | Dear Irish_Hooligan,
No.
The sealab piranha is on a low card diet.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Apr 28, 2009 20:08:33 GMT -5
09/16 Viewer Bump #3During Family GuyPosted by: BlueBerryPieDear Adult Swim,
Great work -- thanks Williams Street graphics mavens. The [AS] branded IBM 701 console bump was a welcome sight from my ancient days.
I know the over fifty demographic ain't your target, but for us viewers who are as old as Little Brittle it is nice to see artifacts from our era.
Or maybe I'm just fooling myself into thinking I'm still alive.
Either way, thanks.
- [Ol'Zeb] |
[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Apr 28, 2009 20:24:28 GMT -5
09/16 Viewer Bump #4During Family GuyPosted by: BlueBerryPieDear Adult Swim,
You take care of the thing?
- [Nomar813] | Dear Nomar813,
The thing with the stuff?
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Apr 28, 2009 20:36:32 GMT -5
09/16 Viewer Bump #5During FuturamaPosted by: BahamutBBobDear Adult Swim,
you know what dumb **bleep** where iam its night so kiss my mother **bleep**en **bleep**. Cause yo **bleep** must smell like some dried up old womans **bleep**. yo breath is probably unbelievably nasty. And you probably aint got no freinds. Not even your ugly **bleep** finger would be your freind.
- [ConanvsLupin] | Dear ConanvsLupin,
wow.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Apr 28, 2009 20:44:09 GMT -5
09/16 Viewer Bump #6During FuturamaPosted by: BahamutBBobDear Adult Swim,
Why are people so lazy??? Come on, we have an abbreviation for "at".
- [MAD1] | Dear MAD1,
Because this is America y'all.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Apr 28, 2009 20:57:21 GMT -5
09/16 Viewer Bump #7During FuturamaPosted by: BahamutBBobDear Adult Swim,
Please make me next to be made fun of.
- [cdawg409] |
| C'mon
- [cdawg409] |
| you know you wanna...make me look like an idiot.
- [cdawg409] |
[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Apr 28, 2009 21:02:50 GMT -5
09/16 Viewer Bump #8During FuturamaPosted by: BahamutBBobDear Adult Swim,
"May the Aqua Teen Hunger Force be with you. . ."
- [fayefujiko] | Dear fayefujiko,
And with you.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Apr 28, 2009 21:11:37 GMT -5
09/16 Viewer Bump #9During Sealab 2021Posted by: MsTsuniDear Adult Swim,
If adultswim was in school and the teacher walked in the classroom only to find that "adultswim rules" had been put on the chalkboard
the teacher would say "Adultswim did you do this?" and adultswim would say, "that could have been anyone, everyone knows adultswim rules"
and the teacher would give them 5 dollars and there would be a big crappy group hug like on full house with some music going like la da da (like on that family guy episode)
- [bigbabysweetz69] |
[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Apr 28, 2009 21:24:37 GMT -5
09/16 Viewer Bump #10During Sealab 2021Posted by: MsTsuniDear Adult Swim,
I like to eat peanuts. At football games, I offer peanuts to all the chicks.
- [Penguin_King] | Dear Penguin_King,
Aww, how chivalrous. | Then I sniff their hair when they aren't looking.
- [Penguin_King] |
[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Apr 28, 2009 21:38:51 GMT -5
09/16 Viewer Bump #11During Sealab 2021Posted by: MsTsuniDear Adult Swim,
Could you please post my bump on T.V. and Make it explode. Pleease!
- [lovewithHieinow] | Dear lovewithHieinow,
No.
We blew the budget on last week's explosions.
But you can have this sparkler.
shiny.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Apr 28, 2009 21:42:33 GMT -5
09/16 Viewer Bump #12During Sealab 2021Posted by: MsTsuniDear Adult Swim,
Kid's don't exercise anymore. No, they are much too punk rock for that. They play ddr instead.
- [lightswitch_raves] | Dear lightswitch_raves,
Pathetic but true.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Apr 28, 2009 21:46:35 GMT -5
09/16 Viewer Bump #13During InuYashaPosted by: bigtonyDear Adult Swim,
What's really happening in outerspace?
- [ethertripper] | Dear ethertripper,
Lasers.
And Dragons.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Apr 28, 2009 21:50:36 GMT -5
09/16 Viewer Bump #14During InuYashaPosted by: bigtonyDear Adult Swim,
i had hoped to say something clever, but, alas. wit escapes me. what color are your shoes?
- [a30stm] | Dear a30stm,
Brown.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Apr 28, 2009 21:55:43 GMT -5
09/16 Viewer Bump #15During InuYashaPosted by: bigtonyDear Adult Swim,
My favorite thing to do in the whole wide world is making my boobs jump while talking to someone.
It so freaks them out.
Sometimes when i go to a club or the mall with my friends, I'll walk up to a cute guy and start talking to him while i make my boobs jump.
Its so hilarious!!! I hope i can get to talk to you someday.
- [Tisha_Misha] | Dear Tisha_Misha,
Yes.
We hope so too.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Apr 28, 2009 21:58:39 GMT -5
09/16 Viewer Bump #16During InuYashaPosted by: bigtonyDear Adult Swim,
If life hands you lemons, and you make lemonade, does anybody buy it?
- [rpgamer] | Dear rpgamer,
Not unless life also hands you sugar, water, and cups.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 14, 2009 8:55:00 GMT -5
09/23 Viewer Bump #1During Family Guy Posted by: comedyswimfan089Dear Adult Swim:
Why are these things called bumps? - [BigW] | Dear BigW,
They are named after Bartholomew J. Bumperton (1437-1541)
inventor of the wheat reaver, a toll that allowed farmers to reave wheat more efficiently
thereby giving them more free time to watch television
[adult swim] |
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