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Post by bumperella on Jul 16, 2009 18:53:10 GMT -5
08/11 Bump #10During Robot Chicken Posted by: mopargirl420Dear Adult Swim,
I won a million dollars.
The mail told me so.
Just thought you should be the first to know about this huge news.
[Allan_Is_My_User] | We'd suggest spending it all on junk that you don't need.
Our junk.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 16, 2009 18:53:53 GMT -5
08/11 Bump #11During Harvey Birdman Posted by: Qman1* Dear Adult Swim,
Craig Ferguson, host of The Late Late Show, is interviewed in next weeks TV Guild.
In it he is asked what he watches,
his reply "I never miss the Adult Swim block on Cartoon Network."
"I love Harvey Birdman, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Futurama."
[snowbo] | That's great but,
shouldn't he be watching his own show?
[guess not]
Good on you, Craig.
[it's a scottish thing] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 16, 2009 18:54:27 GMT -5
08/11 Bump #12During Harvey Birdman Posted by: Qman1* Dear Adult Swim,
Carl from Aqua Teen deserves his own spin-off.
You can call it Laidless!
[Lord_of_Pimps] | We think that idea could get dumb quick.
Like before we even bothered making it.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 16, 2009 18:55:00 GMT -5
08/11 Bump #13During Inuyasha Posted by: f_e_s_i_f_i_s_k_yDear Adult Swim,
So.....
Do I get the job you advertised last night?
I can't find any info about it, so I think I'm the first to apply.
I don't really remember the title of the job or what it entails,
but I remember the list of what NOT to have.
I believe that I'm perfect for the position.
whatever it was...
[mopargirl420] | The position was for a show creator.
So you have to have actually created something.
You know, aside from this embarrassing moment.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 16, 2009 18:55:44 GMT -5
08/11 Bump #14During Inuyasha Posted by: f_e_s_i_f_i_s_k_yDear Adult Swim,
adult swim has an uncyclopedia entry.
[pseudo_intellectual]
thats awesome!!! Im gonna die from laughter!
[Kooblikon] | Actually, that is scientifically impossible.
Unless you're swimming.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 16, 2009 18:56:07 GMT -5
08/11 Bump #15During Inuyasha Posted by: miramarjuice* Dear Adult Swim,
We have the same relationship most couples do.
The guy [me] is only out for one thing in most cases.
Sex.
And the woman, (you) is very difficult
and makes me (the guy) do a bunch of random nonsense in order to get what I want.
But for us, I'm out to get on TV,
and you are very difficult, thus making me post a bunch of random nonsense.
I have no idea where I'm going with this, actually.
[Globe99] | Neither do we, Sigmund.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 16, 2009 18:56:27 GMT -5
08/11 Bump #16During Inuyasha Posted by: miramarjuice* Dear Adult Swim,
It's a kitty!
[kota12] | That is the most disturbing thing we have ever seen.
And we've seen Paranoia Agent.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 16, 2009 21:14:51 GMT -5
08/18 Bump #1During Family Guy Posted by: f_e_s_i_f_i_s_k_yDear Adult Swim,
Can you remember some of the girls you saw on TV growin up that you found yourself attracted to?
Leah Tompson was one for me...
I remember watching Howard the Duck, as a kid
and seeing her in bed together with a midget in a duck suit...
I wished very much that I could be that very midget, in that very duck suit.
[ThE_GELaTiNoUS_CuBe] | It's like we're always telling people.
This is America.
You can think you can be anything you want to be.
No matter how perfectly stupid or impossible that thing is.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 16, 2009 21:16:50 GMT -5
08/18 Bump #2During Family Guy Posted by: f_e_s_i_f_i_s_k_ycher Adult Swim,
c'etait quoi ce lecon de francais stupide?
[zaxxor] | Hey we know that word.
And we are appropriately offended by whatever you said.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 16, 2009 21:20:47 GMT -5
08/18 Bump #3During Family Guy Posted by: RobotChickenRulesAllDear Adult Swim,
I have a kidney problem and am going to die in a year
I only have one wish
Please. Turn your background blue. just this once.
Oh yeah and Bring back Blue Gender
[__Robot_Chicken__] | Not a problem.
| There.
As for the Blue Gender thing.
Sorry kid.
One wish per kidney.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 16, 2009 21:22:25 GMT -5
08/18 Bump #4During Family Guy Posted by: RobotChickenRulesAllDear Adult Swim,
If you could describe yourself in one word what would it be?
[Hidenka_Baka] | Giraffe.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 16, 2009 21:24:46 GMT -5
08/18 Bump #5During Futurama Posted by: Slave4inuyashaDear Adult Swim,
A public announcement to the Pussycat Dolls:
YOU'RE NOT THAT HOT.
[40_feet_below]
i'd still hit it
[ScRUBbyPUnK] | With a stick maybe.
We're joking people. That's a joke.
Obviously we too would "hit that" in a wholly inappropriate fashion.
But they've still got nothing on Birdgirl.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 16, 2009 21:27:41 GMT -5
08/18 Bump #6During Futurama Posted by: Slave4inuyashaDear Adult Swim,
Oh geez...what was I gonna say?
(timer starts counting down)
[10-09] Shoot, I'm running out of time...
[08-07] Hold on a sec...
[06-05] C'mon, c'mon...
[04-03-02-01] Gotta get a bump...wait! Don't end it yet!
[MasterDDR21] | [game over man]
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Post by bumperella on Jul 16, 2009 21:29:15 GMT -5
08/18 Bump #7During Futurama Posted by: darkestheartDear Adult Swim,
My favorite night is Saturday. I watch it without fail.
I appreciate you guys putting on all of the quality anime that you do.
I know veiwership is down on Saturdays, but please oh please keep it going.
Once again I would like to say thanks.
Oh, and to all you people who keep ragging on them,
cut them some slack.
It's not their fault alcohol impares.
[monkeypuncher] | See that's just what our lawyers said in court last week.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 16, 2009 21:30:55 GMT -5
08/18 Bump #8During Futurama Posted by: darkestheartDear Adult Swim,
You've got some pretty nifty stuff in that thar shop on adultswim.com.
It sure would be a nice gesture if the caring, loving, and charitable [adult swim]
were to give me some of it for free.
[Derpadoo] | Yes, that would be a nice gesture.
What makes you think we're capable of that?
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 16, 2009 21:32:21 GMT -5
08/18 Bump #9During Robot Chicken Posted by: Artemis_ApollaDear Adult Swim,
Do people still make Zero Wing references?
I'd say yes, but I'd still wonder why.
[Majikthise]
Is that what that was?
The explosions also. Went over my head or something.
[Nightswimming2K4] | Sorry, but did you just say that the explosions were over your head?
As in, you weren't quite smart enough
to grasp the concept
of explosions?
For you, we'd recommend watching "Last Action Hero."
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 16, 2009 21:33:39 GMT -5
08/18 Bump #10During Robot Chicken Posted by: Artemis_ApollaDear Adult Swim,
You are the big man.
You have many wives, and you have many pigs.
And you can throw three beer bottle caps so they all face logo up.
[FLCL22] | That's not so true.
We don't have that many pigs.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 16, 2009 21:35:00 GMT -5
08/18 Bump #11During Harvey Birdman Posted by: mopargirl420Dear Adult Swim,
i see you have positions open!
to bad you **bleep**
only if you knew that im seriously going to be a famous rapper
all i got to do is put out a demo
and the only reason i havent is cuz im writing and writing and trying to get enough stuff...
to pull off this crazy plot
it dope
but anywho
im so serious
u should hire me
and im serious about the rapping thing
[Brian_Jizones] | That's exactly what worries us.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 16, 2009 21:36:26 GMT -5
08/18 Bump #12During Harvey Birdman Posted by: mopargirl420Dear Adult Swim,
You know what's really annoying?
Your disregard for the opinions of the only people who care enough to watch your programming.
[phirephox] | That is not true.
We only disregard the ones we don't like.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 16, 2009 21:38:10 GMT -5
08/18 Bump #13During Inuyasha Posted by: f_e_s_i_f_i_s_k_yDear Adult Swim,
Hey Here is a good Idea for you.
Almost everyone who watches Anime is interested in the Japanese language.
So each week find a Japanese phrase and sending it to all of us along with the english translation.
Just throwin' it out there if you don't like it you can send it right back.
[Dorsithion] | That is a good idea.
Of course we don't actually know any Japanese ourselves.
So, there's that.
Besides, some of you have enough trouble with just English.
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Post by bumperella on Jul 16, 2009 21:39:57 GMT -5
08/18 Bump #14During Inuyasha Posted by: f_e_s_i_f_i_s_k_yDear Adult Swim,
have you ever had a flash back that shows your whole life play out in front of you?
[Aqua_Teen_annihilate] | Sure we have.
It was all like...
(flashes a sort of life-cycle)
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 16, 2009 21:41:39 GMT -5
08/18 Bump #15During Inuyasha Posted by: f_e_s_i_f_i_s_k_yDear Adult Swim,
That last episode of Paranoia Agent was great and seemed to make a lot of sense to me.
When Ikari's wife told lil' slugger
that he and Maromi [being on Television] offered people only "false hope",
keeping them from staying engaged in their own lives and dreams...
It makes me think.
don't you think that in some ways [adult swim] is doing the same thing?
[paleocyberneticyouth]
| Stop doing all that thinking and just watch some cartoons.
But first,
spend your money on the following useless products and services.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 16, 2009 21:43:06 GMT -5
08/18 Bump #16During Inuyasha Posted by: f_e_s_i_f_i_s_k_yDear Adult Swim,
where can I find a full set of [adultswim] rules?
[Fire_Man] | The Adult Swim Rulebook.
Which happens to be what we're calling our next batch of blank notepads.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 16, 2009 21:45:23 GMT -5
08/25 Bump #1Dear Adult Swim,
When is your space exploration team going to land on mars?
[Serpentz1_scott] | Step one:
Assemble and train team.
Step two:
Have team slap [adult swim] sticker on NASA's first shuttle to Mars.
There's no step 3.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 16, 2009 21:46:39 GMT -5
08/25 Bump #2Dear Adult Swim,
Do I need your written consent to record your shows?
[Hobosville] | No. You need to not get caught.
Cause that's your ass.
[adult swim] |
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