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Post by bumperella on Jul 18, 2009 20:58:36 GMT -5
07/21 Bump #5During: Family Guy #2 Posted by: Qman1Dear Adult Swim,
When the "Comedy Ratings" were teh **bleep**
You simply made a retarded @ss excuse, which was "Holiday Weekend".
Yeah, my @ss.
What Holiday?
[InuyashaMik1717] | The 4th of July.
Now, if anyone else would like to disprove the theory that
"there are no stupid questions," please stand up.
Good.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 18, 2009 21:01:55 GMT -5
07/21 Bump #6 During: Family Guy #2
(Missing Card)
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Post by bumperella on Jul 18, 2009 21:07:31 GMT -5
07/21 Bump #7During: Family Guy #2 Posted by: f_e_s_i_f_i_s_k_yDear Adult Swim,
someone bet me $30 to eat Shards of Broken Glass.
So, I did. Now I'm coughing up blood.
Now, my question to you is this:
Who was that guy on the Good Times, you know... DY-NO-MITE!
I forget his name.
[ColdVoltage] | That would be television legend Jimmy Walker.
Or just Jimmy
if you're like his friend or something.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 18, 2009 21:11:39 GMT -5
07/21 Bump #8During: Family Guy #2 Posted by: f_e_s_i_f_i_s_k_yDear Adult Swim,
What's white and can't climb tees?
A fridge!
[Sensible-psycho] | We were thinking a marshmallow in a wheelchair.
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Post by bumperella on Jul 18, 2009 21:23:28 GMT -5
07/21 Bump #9During: Robot Chicken Posted by: rpgamerDear Adult Swim,
Bring back the dancing girl with the big butt! I wanna see that girl that danced to the Aqua Teen Hunger Force theme song. She was fine and helped me and my girl get in the mood for a little late night "Sugok" action. S'mon Adult Swim, let me seee her shake dat ass one more 'gain.
[HellsRapture] | Okay no. And we're not exactly sure what "late night 'Sugok' action" is, But it sounds disgusting and illegal in most states.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 18, 2009 21:25:42 GMT -5
07/21 Bump #10During: Robot Chicken Posted by: rpgamerDear Adult Swim, You remember those " 'Deep Thoughts' by Jack Handy" on SNL?
[ireallyamzach] | Of course we remember "Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handy. All of them started out straight, but would end nonsensically. Like Monkey Pudding.
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Post by bumperella on Jul 18, 2009 21:29:54 GMT -5
07/21 Bump #11During: Robot Chicken Posted by: HolychikinDear Adult Swim,
what would ratings look like if you didn't count:
American Dad, ATHF, Big O, Blue Gender, The Brak Show, Case Closed, Cowboy Bepop, Family Guy, FLCL, Full Metal Alchemist, Futurama, Ghost In The Shell, Harvey Birdman, Home Movies, Inuyasha, Kikaider, Lupin The 3, Mission Hill, The Oblongs, Paranoia Agent, Robot Chicken, s-CRY-ed, Sealab 2021, Space Ghost, Super Milk Chan, TGTTM, Trigun, Ventur Brothers, Witch Hunter Robin, and Wolf's Rain?
[f1rehawk] | Something like this:
Highest Rated Adult Swim Programs fake-ass Sunday [Viewers 18-34]
Reign [11:00p] 1,437,000 Reign [11:30p] 1,410,000 Reign [12:00a] 1,340,000
Not too shabby.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 18, 2009 21:33:40 GMT -5
07/21 Bump #12During: Robot Chicken Folder: Rants Posted by: RobotChickenRulesAllDear Adult Swim, what happened to the good old days?
[jive_euphoria] | Aww. Looks like someone is a Lakers fan.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 18, 2009 21:38:42 GMT -5
07/21 Bump #13During: Samurai Champloo Posted by: HolychikinDear Adult Swim,
[adult swim] is like heaven execpt better
because in heaven you wear frilly white outfits,
you have halos above your heads,
and there are kittens running around everywhere.
But with [adult swim] only the hot woman wear frilly outfits,
you only play halo,
and the only kittens around are dead ones.
[doyhead_dude] | [adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 18, 2009 21:41:24 GMT -5
07/21 Bump #14During: Samurai Champloo Posted by: HolychikinDear Adult Swim,
I know a fool-proof way of getting your ratings up.
And that's my idea.
[BikerBoy007] | [brilliant] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 18, 2009 21:44:33 GMT -5
07/21 Bump #15During: Samurai Champloo Posted by: darkestheartDear Adult Swim,
There is nothing more noob than placemats.
well almost nothing.
lawnchairs are more noob than placemats.
but besides that nothing on earth is more noob, newb, nub and otherwise ASSTARTED than placemats.
If soup spills on a placemat it will go on the table anyway,
thus getting under the placemat and causing even more trouble!
Dear People Who Still Use Placemats, Stop doing it and die.
PS Darryl Strawberry frequently used placemats, look what happened to him.
[tapioca] | [adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 18, 2009 21:46:55 GMT -5
07/21 Bump #16During: Samurai Champloo Posted by: darkestheartDear Adult Swim,
When you throw feces at a monkey they accept you into their society But if you throw a brick at a monkey it dies.
What a strange world we live in.
[crazynut7] | [adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 18, 2009 21:56:29 GMT -5
07/28 Bump #1During: Family Guy Posted by: darkestheartDear Adult Swim,
I have noticed the 'quote of the week' on Adult Swim's main page has been the same for, what, 3 weeks now?
[King_of_teh_s_uck] | Okay, we'll call it "the quote of the year"
and change it every month.
Then it'll be like overachieving.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 18, 2009 21:59:03 GMT -5
07/28 Bump #2During: Family Guy Posted by: SportsMasterDear Adult Swim,
I would like to teach the world to chill Sit back and smile I wish I could buy the world a coke
But I don't have enough money There is like 9 billion people in the world
[dodge_this] | You know who else hasn't bought the world a coke?
Coke.
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Post by bumperella on Jul 18, 2009 22:01:27 GMT -5
07/28 Bump #3During: Family Guy Posted by: SportsMasterDear Adult Swim,
What do you guys do when you are bored at work?
[Globe99] | Work
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Post by bumperella on Jul 18, 2009 22:29:29 GMT -5
07/28 Bump #4During: Family Guy #2 Posted by: mopargirl420Dear Adult Swim, You should take a survey to find out how many people at Williams Street like Harry Potter and read the book.
[LifeSecrets] | Graphical analysis of [adultswim] interest in Harry Potter *Error= +/- 41% | KEY: *Picture of person*= 1 [adult swim] employee | *Graph of half of one person*
*Findings were based on a single survey of surveyed [adultswim] employees of drinking age who may, may, or may have been drinking at the time depending upon whether or not they had or had not finished drinking.
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Post by bumperella on Jul 18, 2009 22:31:45 GMT -5
07/28 Bump #5During: Family Guy #2 Posted by: mopargirl420Dear Adult Swim, Punch someone, you will feel better.
[sexysixpac] | *Glass breaking* BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
You're right, we do feel better.
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Post by bumperella on Jul 18, 2009 22:35:43 GMT -5
07/28 Bump #6During: Family Guy #2 Posted by: Qman1Dear Adult Swim, I hate the bumps, they never make me laugh. I'm sure the guys that work on them really try to make them funny but it isn't working for me anymore.
[gjavlui] | To be honest, they're not working for us either. So from now on, we're just going to show stuff like this...
(multiple weird images with "ADULT SWIM WILL EAT YOU" flashing on screen at the end)
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Post by bumperella on Jul 18, 2009 22:38:30 GMT -5
07/28 Bump #7During: Family Guy #2 Posted by: Qman1Dear Adult Swim, I cry ever Thursday because of what you did to me.
[Raptorpat] | Hey look Its not like we have a problem with the whole you and us thing. Just the us part.
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Post by bumperella on Jul 18, 2009 22:41:18 GMT -5
07/28 Bump #8During: Robot Chicken Posted by: f_e_s_i_f_i_s_k_yDear Adult Swim,
I'd do anything if you would change the music to your line up. The one that says All Times and Music Eastern. I would slam my genitalia in a drawer repeatedly if you would change it. Please change it ask anything of me. ANYTHING! I hate that **bleep** music!
[LoveGoodBeer] | What? You we're expecting sympathy?
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Post by bumperella on Jul 18, 2009 22:43:10 GMT -5
07/28 Bump #9During: Robot Chicken Posted by: f_e_s_i_f_i_s_k_yDear Adult Swim, I recently walked in on my father watching Aqua Teen. He quickly changed the channel. Why do you force such uncomfortable situations for my family?
[EverydayEddy] | [adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 18, 2009 22:46:41 GMT -5
07/28 Bump #10During: Harvey Birdman Posted by: simoFG14Dear Adult Swim,
what are the 70-30 group up to in the days after Sealab?
[burr138] | Prepare yourself. Here is a drawing from Whiskey Tango Six
Currently in production from the producers of Sealab 2021. (shows a drawing of an animal's white foot, with two toes with talons) More drawings to come. Possibly.
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Post by bumperella on Jul 18, 2009 22:48:43 GMT -5
07/28 Bump #11During: Harvey Birdman Posted by: simoFG14Dear Adult Swim,
Does anyone know how to do those "Dear Adult Swim" messages?
[St00Fu] | No.
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Post by bumperella on Jul 18, 2009 22:51:45 GMT -5
07/28 Bump #12During: Samurai Champloo Folder: Williams Street Culture Posted by: RobotChickenRulesAllDear Adult Swim, i actually got picked to be a nielsen rater... and from reading various posts, and finally noticing what it says on the ratings bumps... it seems you (along with everyone else) don't give a rat's a$s about my demographic (45 y.o. females) sheesh, actually thought i was helping, staying up late on sunday nights, yawning my way thru work after 4 hrs sleep. that is just so friggin' fubar.
[rbyteme] | Hey look, it's not that we don't care about you. It's just that we don't have to.
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Post by bumperella on Jul 18, 2009 22:54:10 GMT -5
07/28 Bump #13During: Samurai Champloo Folder: Comedy Discussion Posted by: RobotChickenRulesAllDear Adult Swim, how come whenever shake throws things they always explode?
[zane_two-ten] | Because Frylock has cloned everything so many times all of their possessions are molecularly unstable.
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