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Post by bumperella on Jul 29, 2009 19:34:08 GMT -5
06/23 Bump #4During: Family Guy Folder: Williams Street Culture Posted by: tazzftwDear Adult Swim, i had this dream last night after watching family guy, that this monkey was spanking me... ironic isnt it? just thought u should know how u guys influence my life.
[l3g10n_S3xY] | Hey, we're glad we're making a difference. It's not quite the difference we'd like to make.
But still, a difference.
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Post by bumperella on Jul 29, 2009 19:36:42 GMT -5
06/23 Bump #5During: Family Guy Folder: Williams Street Culture Posted by: tazzftwDear Adult Swim,
If you put this bump on Thursday it was brainwash everybody in the world to wash Adult Swim.
[Vampire_dude] | Yes.
Wash us.
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Post by bumperella on Jul 29, 2009 19:45:34 GMT -5
06/23 Bump #6During: Family Guy Posted by: darkestheartTo all Adult Swimmers,
A very dear friend of mine and a huge adult swim fan is in need.
On Thursday, June 16th he was in a terrible motorcycle accident and is currently in ICU in Atlanta, GA.
He has yet to come to and things aren't looking too good. Justin needs all your thoughts and prayers!
[Dreamdust23] | Alright Justin, we're pulling for you. You get better, buddy.
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Post by bumperella on Jul 29, 2009 19:47:31 GMT -5
06/23 Bump #7During: Family Guy Posted by: darkestheartDear Adult Swim,
If someone with multiple personalities commits suicide, is that considered homicide?
[FryMustDie] | No. It's considered murder.
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Post by bumperella on Jul 29, 2009 19:49:43 GMT -5
06/23 Bump #8During: Robot Chicken Posted by: HolychikinDear Adult Swim,
How long do you hold on to messages before you air them?
Can I write a time capsule to the future?
Dear the future,
Do you remember us?
Just to refresh your memory, here's some things that have been going on lately:
Some celebrities may or may not be engaged.
Politicians are arguing with each other.
It's friggin' hot outside.
Sincerely,
the past
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Post by bumperella on Jul 29, 2009 19:52:03 GMT -5
06/23 Bump #9During: Robot Chicken Posted by: HolychikinDear Adult Swim,
You're so vain.
You probably think this post is about you, don't you?!
[scarletyoshi] | But it is.
Right?
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Post by bumperella on Jul 29, 2009 19:54:40 GMT -5
06/23 Bump #10During: 12 Oz. Mouse Posted by: comedyswimfan089Dear Adult Swim,
12 oz mouse was the biggest waste of air time since... since... since i think ever
i'd rather watch the spray-on-hair infomerical
[beachhead75]
12 oz Mouse was the funniest thing I have ever seen
Anyone who disagrees is clearly a terrorist.. (pause) or a communist... (pause) or a terrorist communist..
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Post by bumperella on Jul 29, 2009 19:57:12 GMT -5
06/23 Bump #11During: 12 Oz. Mouse Posted by: comedyswimfan089Dear Adult Swim,
Mess with [as] and your a dead man!!
[YUQ49120] | You realize no one is going to get that reference
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Post by bumperella on Jul 29, 2009 20:16:04 GMT -5
06/23 Bump #12During: Samurai Champloo Posted by: chaosdashDear Jerks, You Mother****ing idiots won't even give the Saturday lineup a chance. Ratings tank 2 wekks in a row, and they blame us for it?
[DRC] | Highest Rated Adult Swim Programs Saturday 5/14/05 [viewers 18-34]
Futurama 682,000 Champloo 607,000 Metropolis 408,000
Highest Rated Adult Swim Programs Saturday 5/28/05 [viewers 18-34]
Trigun (1:30a.m.) 403,000 Inuyasha (2:00a.m.) 400,000 Champloo 400,000
Highest Rated Adult Swim Programs Saturday 6/4/05 [viewers 18-34]
Champloo 312,000 S-cry-ed 285,000 Inuyasha 278,000 | FYI- I'm one of 200,000 people giving you your ratings.
[DRC] | That's excatly the problem.
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Post by bumperella on Jul 29, 2009 20:18:27 GMT -5
06/23 Bump #13During: Samurai Champloo Posted by: chaosdashDear Adult Swim,
So you're reairing Inuyasha from the begining huh?
I guess there's always a first time for everything!
[Fan-boy] | What do you mean "first time?"
We always restart a show before we cancel it.
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Post by bumperella on Jul 29, 2009 20:20:30 GMT -5
06/23 Bump #14During: Samurai Champloo Posted by: Qman1Dear Adult Swim,
I found your lost cat. I saw it running down the road so I got it. Do you want me to send it to you in a box or an envelope?
[odinsmike] | Box.
We wouldnt want Dr. Fluffles to get smushed.
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Post by bumperella on Jul 29, 2009 20:22:02 GMT -5
06/23 Bump #15During: Samurai Champloo Posted by: Qman1Dear Adult Swim,
You smell like salmon. Why?
[Gezuz_khryst] | We had hot dogs for lunch.
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Post by bumperella on Jul 29, 2009 20:28:19 GMT -5
06/30 Bump #1During: American Dad Posted by: Qman1Dear Adult Swim,
getting on tv is alot like The Price is Right,
your just sitting there waiting for your name to be called
and when it doesn't get called you pretend to be happy for the person who just got called
but in your mind you wish they trip down them stairs
and when they're up on stage and you give them the wrong price just to be evil
It makes my head hurt just thinking about it
god i need a beer
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Post by bumperella on Jul 29, 2009 20:30:43 GMT -5
06/30 Bump #2During: American Dad Posted by: Qman1Dear Adult Swim,
I'm gonna change the channel!
BACK OFF!! I SWEAR I'LL DO IT! DON'T TRY TALKING ME OUT OF IT!!!
I can't
F**k you adultswim
F**K YOU!
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Post by bumperella on Jul 29, 2009 20:44:34 GMT -5
06/30 Bump #3During: American Dad Posted by: f_e_s_i_f_i_s_k_yDear Adult Swim, Why don't you put anything usefull on your programming schedule, like home recipes or prison tips?
[shrewdofoo] | Please stand by for your programming schedule.
Saturday Lineup Home Recipes in Pantone 311 M Prison Tips in Pantone 191 M
11:00 3 parts milk. & &&& 11:30 1 tblsp. of saffron. 12:00 Tying a rope around your shiv makes retrieval easier. 1:00 A hint of ginger adds spice. 1:30 Bake at 437` for 10 mins.
[all times and music eastern]
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Post by bumperella on Jul 29, 2009 20:52:25 GMT -5
06/30 Bump #4During: American Dad Posted by: f_e_s_i_f_i_s_k_yDear Adult Swim,
Ever meet someone that you just wanted to smother in hemorrhoid cream to see if they'd disappear?
[katt_goddess] | No.
But we are intrigued.
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Post by bumperella on Jul 29, 2009 20:56:28 GMT -5
06/30 Bump #5During: Family Guy Posted by: rpgamerDear Adult Swim,
I've had a hemhorroid for a while now. This sucker just hurts something terrible. That is, of course, Until I tried a little dab of [adult swim]. Now it still hurts... But it hurts goooood.
[PicoTheRevolver] | Okay honestly people, enough with the hemhorroids. This is a family block. Crazy fucked-up families, but families none the less.
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Post by bumperella on Jul 29, 2009 20:58:44 GMT -5
06/30 Bump #6During: Family Guy Posted by: rpgamerDear Adult Swim,
Are the B&W bumps you air for real? Or do you just make them up to be funny?
[DS_K7] | Do you honestly think we could make this **bleep** up?
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Post by bumperella on Jul 29, 2009 21:01:53 GMT -5
06/30 Bump #7During: Family Guy Posted by: tazzftwDear Adult Swim, Petition to censor censor bars on television! It has come to my attention that these censorship bars are down right appalling. I mean, just look at them, (visual image of a square) filled with words like "monkey" and "defecation". What I suggest we do is censor those censorship bars, possibly with depictions of monkey poo. It's just a thought, and a way to stick it to the man, literally.
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Post by bumperella on Jul 29, 2009 21:03:58 GMT -5
06/30 Bump #8During: Family Guy Posted by: tazzftwDear Adult Swim, The website schedule is not updated yet.
[georgiaboy] crush my dreams and kick me in my overies
[Samuriagent] | Our motto: Crushing your dreams and kicking you in the ovaries.
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Post by bumperella on Jul 29, 2009 21:06:40 GMT -5
06/30 Bump #9During: Robot Chicken Posted by: darkestheartDear Adult Swim,
Ah, my old nemesis.
I detected your evil machinations behind the plot to get an unsuspecting public addicted to 'Robot Chicken'.
Very clever...
But you made one fatal error.
No respectable television program would end each episode with a musical chorus of chickens.
And thus you are foiled.
[BEMaven] | Respectable television? This is [adult swim].
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Post by bumperella on Jul 29, 2009 21:08:16 GMT -5
06/30 Bump #10During: Robot Chicken Posted by: darkestheartDear adult swim,
If I leave here tomorrow Would you still remember me?
[garden_miko] | Things just wouldn't be the same.
And this bird you cannot change.
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Post by bumperella on Jul 29, 2009 21:10:05 GMT -5
06/30 Bump #11During: Robot Chicken Posted by: HolychikinDear Adult Swim,
Recently I've been feeling sorry for Tom Cruz or Cruise. I dunno how to spell his last name.
Anyways, I hate how journalists make famous people out to be like they're Gods.
They shouldn't be expected to be idols or people we look up to.
In fact, I think we should look at them eye to eye.
Even with all that money they have the same insides as we all do.
Then again some famous people are **bleep** and should be burned.
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Post by bumperella on Jul 29, 2009 21:11:55 GMT -5
06/30 Bump #12During: Robot Chicken Posted by: HolychikinDear Adult Swim,
this is a plug for my new restaurant
[Fugazi_Jon] | Next time you might want to mention the name of the restaurant
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Post by bumperella on Jul 29, 2009 21:13:56 GMT -5
06/30 Bump #13During: Samurai Champloo Posted by: RobotChickenRulesAllDear Adult Swim, You know its bad enough that you keep taking away our Anime, but then you have to constantly bad mouth the Action fans on you stupid bumps. Well you know what, you bastards can go to hell. I'm tired of you stupid idiots taking action off and then blaming it on the ratings. You know when AS first started I thought it was awesome, but now you stupid idiots had to screw it all up. Your only hurting your stupid selves when you knock off another Anime.
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