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Post by bumperella on Jul 30, 2009 15:09:54 GMT -5
The following people were bumped in May 2005: 05.05.2005 | 05.12.2005 | 05.19.2005 | 05.26.2005 | G8 Tito_Tillis JayR89 thelordofthewastes MasterPun meatfry-shake LiarLiarPantsOnFire EvermanX Akito19 theantidote Frostyme NoThiNGFaC3 Mookielady bangskull22 penguinslayer Naraku4656 | mookielady zoidberg-fan HpnotigMimosa jessheartsyou KitsuneKit Worship Orimson willywisp42 ChronicallyAcute Lady_D PrincessH8 paleocyberneticyouth SkepticJ LiarLiarPantsOnFire Dregsupreme OMG_WTF_BBQ Mirage_Knight1 rats4candy KaptKrunch verpetas Altair115 | Salazia aufan01 mahala_la_la MonsterRain brian_87 DorkusMaximus facetious JimShorts mookielady KonradBremer miramarjuice writespeedntickets sooosh17 RangerSun sleepyirv Roche Baltazar SessLover04 metal_monkey_master YUQ49210 Kug | *no bumps* See: HIYW |
The following are the bumps that were aired in May 2005, as recorded/posted by: f_e_s_i_f_i_s_k_y , Holychikin, rpgamer, tazzftw, comedyswimfan089, Qman1, chaosdash, mopargirl420, & MrPlanetUrectum
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Post by bumperella on Jul 30, 2009 15:19:53 GMT -5
05/05 Bump #1During: Futurama Folder: Williams Street Culture Posted by: f_e_s_i_f_i_s_k_yDear Adult Swim,
Hopefully [adult swim] will plunge a Nielson knife into the still beating heard of MTV;
Maybe MTV will take a hint and start playing Music again.
Remember that? Music Television?
[G8]
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Post by bumperella on Jul 30, 2009 15:22:59 GMT -5
05/05 Bump #2During: Futurama Posted by: HolychikinDear Adult Swim,
Do the GraphMasters over at HQ have a pie chart with the amount of lost productivity that Adultswim causes the country?
[Tito_Tillis] | Good question, Tito.
It took the boys at HQ awhile to crunch the numbers.
Luckily the women did it much faster
Here's what they came up with:
**shows a graph** Position is comparable to 4:00 exactly with 12:00 to 4:00 shaded in.
Our results show that people tend to split their time
between watching [adultswim]
and the business of either making or feeding babies.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 30, 2009 15:27:46 GMT -5
05/05 Bump #3During: Futurama Posted by: HolychikinDear Adult Swim,
Adult Swim do you ever cancel any of your shows or do you just put them on extesivley
[JayR89] | Extensively. | extensively on Hienusus?
[JayR89] | Hiatus. | Hiatus?
[JayR89] | Yes.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 30, 2009 15:38:20 GMT -5
05/05 Bump #4During: Family Guy Posted by: rpgamerDear Adult Swim
Why are you kind gentlemen not speaking your minds about politics? I would welcome with open arms a comment from you people on politics.
[thelordofthewastes] Boondocks
[MasterPun] | Word, The Boondocks. Coming in October.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 30, 2009 15:40:24 GMT -5
05/05 Bump #5During: Family Guy Posted by: rpgamerDear Adult Swim
I am a loser. Please insult me now.
[meatfry-shake] | Good for you. Grab a ticket. Line forms to the rear.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 30, 2009 15:42:49 GMT -5
05/05 Bump #6During: Family Guy Posted by: rpgamerDear Adult Swim,
Hi, my name is LiarLiarPantsOnFire and I'm a swimaholic. I was just like any other guy: Decent job, good family... But then I found [adult swim]. It made me feel so good, euphoric even. I tuned in every night, but I was always in control. "I don't have a problem, I can quit anytime." I kept tellin everyone. It wasn't like I was addicted, I just liked the way it made me feel, there's nothing wrong with that, i wasn't hurtin anyone... 6 months later I was unemployed, single, and ^&%(&$#)^@ <(marked out in red) for space ghost.
[LiarLiarPantsOnFire] | [adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 30, 2009 15:44:26 GMT -5
05/05 Bump #7During: Family Guy Posted by: rpgamerDear Adult Swim, have you been keeping anthing from us. any secrets?
[EvermanX] | That time we told you Aqua Teen was cancelled... Yeah, that was a lie. Space Ghost is still dead.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 30, 2009 15:48:54 GMT -5
05/05 Bump #8During: Robot Chicken Folder: Williams Street Culture Posted by: tazzftwDear Adult Swim, I hate you for canceling my Sealab!
But... I know that hate will fade.
For you are like an abusive lover who smacks me down for burning your eggs.
And I am like a hopeless co-dependent with low self-esteem who can't help but love you.
I guess i'll just slap some concealer on, watch Robot Chicken and hope that someday you'll change.
[Akito19] | [adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 30, 2009 15:50:57 GMT -5
05/05 Bump #9During: Robot Chicken Folder: Williams Street Culture Posted by: tazzftwDear Adult Swim If hamsters took over the world, would they rename Amsterdam to Hamsterdam? It seems like a logical choice, no?
[theantidote] | Hamsterdam. Of course.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 30, 2009 15:54:30 GMT -5
05/05 Bump #10During: Tom Goes to the Mayor Folder: Rants Posted by: tazzftwDear Adult Swim, what the *bleep* happened to common sense huh?
[Frostyme] | Television Timeline:
(timeline graph, with comments appearing one part at a time) Dinosaurs walk the earth. Dinosaurs die. Decendants of dinosaurs sure the makers of "The Land Before Time" for defamation of character. First episode of Space Ghost airs. Common Sense (?-1994)
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Post by bumperella on Jul 30, 2009 15:56:46 GMT -5
05/05 Bump #11During: Tom Goes to the Mayor Folder: Williams Street Culture Posted by: tazzftwDear Adult Swim, [as] anime has taught me so much violence. Thank you [adult swim] violence is the answer.
[NoThiNGFaC3] | Fool have you learned nothing? Violence is the question. Yes is the answer.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 30, 2009 16:00:19 GMT -5
05/05 Bump #12During: Fullmetal Alchemist Posted by: comedyswimfan089Dear Adult Swim,
My little brother refuses to wear a helmet when riding his bike how do I explain how important wearing a helmet is to his safety?
[mookielady] | Let him not wear a helmet and shove the sh.t out of him
is not something we should tell you to do.
So we won't.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 30, 2009 16:02:15 GMT -5
05/05 Bump #13During: Fullmetal Alchemist Posted by: comedyswimfan089Dear Adult Swim,
You know what would be a great idea? Adult Swim LIVE! On Stage
[bangskull22]
| Yeah we'll just file that away with some of our other good ideas.
Right behind placing our heads up our butts
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 30, 2009 16:13:32 GMT -5
05/05 Bump #14During: Fullmetal Alchemist Folder: Babbling Posted by: tazzftwDear Adult Swim, i live in a dorm, and we have public rest rooms. Many times, I've seen guys walking around bare foot. With all the traffic in those rooms, you know there is some bad stuff on there. And The showers... they are probably one of the only places you get to yourself. They have probably seen more bukaki than... your mom.
[penguinslayer] | Actually, it's spelled bukkake. But we see your point.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 30, 2009 16:15:33 GMT -5
05/05 Bump #15During: Fullmetal Alchemist Folder: Williams Street Culture Posted by: tazzftwDear Adult Swim, will you be my father? we'd go to basball games and eat hot dogs, we would never fight over what tv show to watch when it is late, and we would have so much fun. please be my father.
[Naraku4656] | [adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 30, 2009 16:19:48 GMT -5
05/12 Bump #1During American Dad Posted by: HolychikinDear Adult Swim,
Just thought I should let you know...
it's Thursday.
[mookielady] | We knew that when we reached for that third shot of bourbon.
But thanks for the heads up.
[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Jul 30, 2009 16:23:42 GMT -5
05/12 Bump #2During American Dad Posted by: f_e_s_i_f_i_s_k_yDear Adult Swim,
Where the hell is Old Zealand?
[zoidberg-fan]
It's actually not called "Old" Zealand. But rather, just Zealand.
Zealand is the largest island of Denmark,
and is home to Copenhagen, the nation's capital city.
[HpnotiqMimosa] | Wow, intelligently said.
But wrong.
Because the Dutch aren't the Danes.
[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Jul 30, 2009 16:26:42 GMT -5
05/12 Bump #3During American Dad Posted by: f_e_s_i_f_i_s_k_yDear Adult Swim,
I like to crochet. I crocheted ATHF.
Love always, [jessheartsyou] | Okay, that's just dope as hell.
[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Jul 30, 2009 16:35:57 GMT -5
05/12 Bump #4During Family Guy Posted by: Qman1Dear Adult Swim,
May 12th is International Pirate Day!
Argh, Everyone, there be a day to celebrate the life of Pirates.
[KitsuneKit]
International Talk Like A Pirate Day = Sept. 19
I call shenanigans for desicration of an international holiday!
[Worship] | Sorry, but we couldn't help noticing your indignance over this "Pirate Day"
and how such a debate could only take place here,
in this Xanadu of creativity and idiocy.
[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Jul 30, 2009 16:38:16 GMT -5
05/12 Bump #5During Family Guy Posted by: Qman1Dear Adult Swim,
I would like to thank you for teaching me that even though I am a genius (and I am),
I have the same sense of humor as high school drop outs.
Thanks.
Really. I mean it.
[Orimson] | [adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 30, 2009 16:43:49 GMT -5
05/12 Bump #6During Family Guy Posted by: HolychikinDear Adult Swim,
I have something every important to say
to everyone that blogs, posts, or generally writes anything on the internet.
These...
!.?();:""
...are marks of punctuation.
They come in very handy, and everyone should use them.
Thank you.
[willywisp42] | We are [adult swim] and we approve this message.
[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Jul 30, 2009 16:45:41 GMT -5
05/12 Bump #7During Family Guy Posted by: HolychikinDear Adult Swim,
I find you fascinating.
Not in the scientific sorta way, but in the fat girl in a halter-top kinda fascinating.
There you are, in all your glory, with your flabby love handles enhanced by tight fabric.
[ChronicallyAcute] | [adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 30, 2009 16:51:20 GMT -5
05/12 Bump #8During Robot Chicken Posted by: rpgamerDear Adult Swim,
I AM DONE!!!!!
my finals are no more and now i can go home for the summer!!
YAY!
this should make youo happy b/c now i can spend every waking moment here,
with you.
Ahhhhhh, this summer is going to be the best one of all.
[Lady_D] | They always say that.
Then we cancel something.
[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Jul 30, 2009 16:57:23 GMT -5
05/12 Bump #9During Robot Chicken Posted by: rpgamerDear Adult Swim,
You know, you never seem to surprise me.
Saturday night anime, just wonderful. Sunday night I laugh till I pee.
[AS] your much more beautiful than I thought.
But I don't love you or anything like that.
[PrincessH8] | [fine then] |
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