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Post by bumperella on May 2, 2010 18:22:28 GMT -5
Hello American America
Two new shows
for you tonight
Tim and Eric
Awesome Show, Great Job!
[11:45pm]
Saul of the Mole Men
[12:00am]
Lay off the Haterade
and watch the shows first
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on May 2, 2010 18:23:05 GMT -5
This media joy has been uplinked
to massive satellites
bounced off and strategically
sent back down to Earth
where Cable Goblins
capture the fun beam
and evenly distribute it
all over North America
That's an assload of technology
to deliver up our cobbled ruckus
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on May 2, 2010 18:24:29 GMT -5
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Post by bumperella on May 2, 2010 18:26:22 GMT -5
We would like to
remind you
that we suck.
Get over it,
because we sure have.
Hey, but you know what
doesn't suck?
Little babies and our
two new premieres.
Tim and Eric
Awesome Show, Great Job!
[11:45pm]
Saul of the Mole Men
[12:00am]
You bring the babies. |
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Post by bumperella on May 2, 2010 18:28:39 GMT -5
Are you looking for
something meaningful?
Then do not go here
www.superdeluxe.com
Hands of God and
Y'all So Stupid
That's what we recommend[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on May 2, 2010 18:30:11 GMT -5
Last week we found out Adult Swim
is going to air in Russia
This week we found we're also
going to air in Spain
This bitch is going worldwide
and it daunts our faces off
Who knew our little Clownshow 4000
would get this big?
We know it
You know it
Moltar know it
[adult swim]
Viewer Bump #2 |
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Post by bumperella on May 2, 2010 18:33:16 GMT -5
Next week on an
all new Family Guy
Family Guy
Ep. 503 - Barely Legal
Talking Dog reluctantly agrees to take Dogface to the school dance
but after a night of delicious boozes, he accidentally puts his tongue
in her mouth. Dogface is thrilled and falls madly in love with
Talking Dog. Talking Dog tells Dogface that it was a mistake and
they should just stay friends, but Dogface says, "I can't go for that,
noo o o nooooooo, no can do.: Also featuring Fat Guy.
Viewer Bump #3 |
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Post by bumperella on May 2, 2010 18:34:13 GMT -5
In light of last weeks
Family Guy Marathon numbers
[see "Numbers Game II" @ 12:30]
Adult Swim will
now be known as
FNN - The Family Guy Network
You watch. We bank.
From the world's source
of fresh water hams. |
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Post by bumperella on May 2, 2010 18:35:32 GMT -5
Next Sunday
on [adult swim]
NEW Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! - Friends
NEW Saul of the Mole Men - Blood Is Thicker Than Walter[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on May 2, 2010 20:20:24 GMT -5
Science people said last week
that the Vikings used
special crystals called "sunstones"
to find the sun and navigate
even in foggy or cloudy conditions
Bullshithhh Magic the Gatherings
if you ask us
We prefer to think of our Vikings
happily raping and pillaging
not wizarding and sciencing
[adult swim]
Viewer Bump #4 |
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Post by bumperella on May 2, 2010 20:21:58 GMT -5
Eric: Tim.
Tim: What?
Eric: Are you excited?
Tim: Yeah, but I'm a
little nervous too.
Eric: Trust me. I get it.
Tim: Cool.
Tim: Good luck tonight.
Eric: Yeah, you too.
Eric: Wait, Tim...
Tim: What?
Eric: Great job.[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on May 2, 2010 20:26:16 GMT -5
Damn that was good
More Awesome Job
next week
Hey LA
Y'all gettin it done
and whatnot?
Cuz Saul in 4:23
You bout to find out
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on May 2, 2010 20:27:15 GMT -5
We asked the Saul crew
for an intro bump.
This is what they sent:
"Welcome to the Center of the Earth"[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on May 2, 2010 20:28:07 GMT -5
That's the first episode of
Saul of the Mole Men
But that's not
the pilot episode
You can scope the pilot by
typing this into your web box:
www.adultswim/saulpilot
It's like DVD extras
without the DVD[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on May 2, 2010 20:30:04 GMT -5
Best Novel In Recent History
The Road
by Cormac McCarthy
Go read it and then
try to disagree
and even if you do
you'll be so totally wrong
So there it is.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on May 2, 2010 20:31:29 GMT -5
Global Warming is real?
We say tell that to the kids
in the Midwest and New York
who spent the better part
of last week
thawing their sex pieces
out with hair dryers
Science is for clowns.
But seriously it's real
and we're gonna die
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on May 2, 2010 20:34:27 GMT -5
Numbers Game
Part I
Previous winner:
Futurama - 531,000
Highest Rated Adult Swim
Programs Saturday 2/3/07
[Viewers 18-34]| Futurama | 390,000 | | Trinity Blood | 323,000 | | Bleach | 299,000 |
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Post by bumperella on May 2, 2010 20:37:37 GMT -5
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Post by bumperella on May 2, 2010 20:42:32 GMT -5
Numbers Game
Part II
Previous winner:
Family Guy - 864,000
Highest Rated Adult Swim
Programs Sunday 2/4/07
[Viewers 18-34]| Family Guy [11:30p] | 1,526,000 | | Family Guy [12:00a] | 1,321,000 | | Family Guy [11:00p] | 1,280,000 |
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