December - 2003

The following people were bumped in December 2003:

12.04.2003	12.11.2003	12.18.2003	12.25.2003
bigtony BadGuy666 cjyanks OriOracle Freeloader fukaiMori bigtony BadGuy666 Strider119 bigtony jigglebilly6 SwarmyJones bigtony animalshack MyTDragon	Assassasin BebopFan201 RavenSaterno personman23 TimChandler fadehienshu Yimir kitten56 MooMilo GreyOmen deathdealer bakadesu BobJones NudeyBob MrBoombastic thename1785	JasonTJones klb101 SirLoin666 SlowMododo munkyboi RndomTerrain x_x989 TulaneAbe kiki_fox528 lauren1 lauren1 inus_chik indalcecio Swimmer06 SirLoin666 inus_chik	No Bumps Available

The following are the bumps that were aired in December 2003, as recorded/posted by: SwimMod_Nu & SwimOdin, IWDP Lim, & DianaGohan

12/04 Viewer Bump #1
[Approximately 11:00pm; Before Futurama]
Posted by: SwimMod_Nu / IWDP Lim

Dear Adult Swim,

are the rumors true.

-[bigtony]

Dear bigtony,

yes.

13 inches.

[adult swim]

12/04 Viewer Bump #2
[Approximately 11:12pm; During Futurama]
Posted by: SwimMod_Nu / IWDP Lim

Dear Aduld Swim,

Please return my puppy back unharmed, please.
Your ransom demands will be met.

-[BadGuy666]

Dear Badguy666,

What ransom?
Your puppy was delicious!

[adult swim]

12/04 Viewer Bump #3
[Approximately 11:15pm; During Futurama]
Posted by: SwimMod_Nu / IWDP Lim

Dear Adult Swim,

I have a serious problem, and I don't know where to turn. Do you have a second? Thanks. See the problem is...wait, wait, wait. Whare you laughing at? You can't be serious for one freaking second of yours. Thanks. Thanks for nothing.

-[cjyanks]

Dear cjyanks,

Yes. You have a serious problem.

[adult swim]

12/04 Viewer Bump #4
[Approximately 11:27pm; After Futurama]
Posted by: SwimMod_Nu / IWDP Lim

Dear Adult Swim,

I have been wondering...
How do you get to Williams Street?

-[OriOracle]

Dear OriOracle,

Directions to anywhere in Atlanta:
Take Peachtree to Peachtree
Go three blocks past MLK
Turn right at the Waffle House
If you see the Big Chicken you've
gone to far.

[adult swim]

12/04 Viewer Bump #5
[Approximately 11:30pm; Before Family Guy]
Posted by: SwimMod_Nu / IWDP Lim

Dear Adult Swim,

How dare you change the premier date of "When You Wish Upon A Weinstein"?!

I had to go to my sister's birthday party that night!

Oh well, my sister had a cool roller disco party, so the night wasn't a complete loss.

-[freeloader]

Dear freeloader,

The words "cool" and "roller disco party" are never to appear together.

Ever.

[adult swim]

12/04 Viewer Bump #6
[Approximately 11:42pm; During Family Guy]
Posted by: SwimMod_Nu / IWDP Lim

Dear Adult Swim,

What did you put on your Christmas list?

-[fukaiMori]

Dear fukaiMori

12 strippers stripping
11 midgets mopping
10 hoes a hoeing
9 fiddles fiddling
8 hippos hopping
7 pirates prancing
6 sharks flying

[adult swim]

SPOILER: Click to show

Coming back from commercial:

5 BLOCKS OF CHEESE
4 million dollars
3 million more
2 more million
and something that rhymes with tree...

12/04 Viewer Bump #7
[Approximately 11:57pm; After Family Guy]
Posted by: SwimMod_Nu / IWDP Lim

Dear Adult Swim,

I have this problem and I don't know who to ask.
who should I ask?

-[bigtony]

Dear bigtony,

Us.

Or you could ask someone who cares.

[adult swim]

12/04 Viewer Bump #8
[Approximately 12:00am; Before Inuyasha]
Posted by: SwimMod_Nu / IWDP Lim

Dear Adult Swim,

Remember that one time where you showed up at my house drunk?
You still owe me $135.60 for the hole you punched in my wall.

-[BadGuy666]

Dear BadGuy666,

Hey! We punched your grandma.
She fell thru the wall.
Take it up with her.

[adult swim]

12/04 Viewer Bump #9
[Approximately 12:12am; During Inuyasha]
Posted by: SwimMod_Nu / IWDP Lim

Dear Adult Swim,

I watched Inuyasha last week and I have had extra runny bowel movements ever since.
What did you put in there?
Water from Mexico?
Love,

-[Strider119]

Dear Strider119,

This is doubtful.
The side effects of our programming are daytime drowsiness and an extreme sense of well-being.

[adult swim]

12/04 Viewer Bump #10
[Approximately 12:15am; During Inuyasha]
Posted by: SwimMod_Nu / IWDP Lim

Dear Adult Swim,

do you like ponies with mayo
Or
without

-[bigtony]

Dear bigtony,

Dude gross! (Inuyasha starts vomiting)
How could anyone eat mayo?

[adult swim]

12/04 Viewer Bump #11
[Approximately 12:27am; After Inuyasha]
Posted by: SwimMod_Nu / IWDP Lim

Dear Adult Swim,

are you going to eat your cornbread?

-[jigglebilly6]

Dear jigglebilly6,

yes.

[adult swim]

12/04 Viewer Bump #12
[Approximately 12:30am; Before Big O]
Posted by: SwimMod_Nu / IWDP Lim

Dear Adult Swim,

If cool shows and great anime were a religion, this would be the church.

-[SwarmyJones]

Dear SwarmyJones,

Well then, how about putting something in the collection plate you cheap bastards!?

[adult swim]

12/04 Viewer Bump #13
[Approximately 12:42am; During Big O]
Posted by: SwimMod_Nu / IWDP Lim

Dear Adult Swim,

When you kill a guy, do you stab or slice?

-[bigtony]

Dear bigtony,

Neither.

We chew.

[adult swim]

12/04 Viewer Bump #14
[Approximately 12:45am; During Big O]
Posted by: SwimMod_Nu / IWDP Lim

Dear Adult Swim,

With all these posts in the "[Official] B&W Card Idea thread" I'm surprized the cares aren't just chosen at random...
Or are they? Muahaha

-[animalshack]

Dear animalshack,

No of course they aren't random

This card was obviously chosen for it's wit.

[adult swim]

12/04 Viewer Bump #15
[Approximately 12:57am; After Big O]
Posted by: SwimMod_Nu / IWDP Lim

Dear Adult Swim,

I'll see you in the parking lot after class.
(Unless you're chicken)

-[MyTDragon]

Dear MyTDragon,

Chicken???

That's it!!

You and us.
3:00
Girls locker room

Be there.

[adult swim]

12/11 Viewer Bump #1
[Approximately 11:00pm; Before Futurama]
Posted by: SwimMod_Nu / DianaGohan

Dear Adult Swim,

I had ti clean your puke off my
new carpet again.
That's the last party you're
invited to.
PS your pants are still in the toilet

- [Assassasin]

Dear Assassasin,

Not our fault.

We definitely flushed.

[adult swim]

12/11 Viewer Bump #2
[Approximately 11:12pm; During Futurama]
Posted by: SwimMod_Nu / DianaGohan

Why do you call it ADULT swim?
I watch AS all the time!
I'm not technically an adult yet,
Why not try

[Swim Time For Those Who Are Emotionally Mature]

-[BebopFan201]

Dear BebopFan201,

That's kind of hard to fit on a T-shirt
don't you think?

[adult swim]

12/11 Viewer Bump #3
[Approximately 11:15pm; During Futurama]
Posted by: SwimMod_Nu / DianaGohan

Dear Adult Swim,

I can picture in my mind a world
without war.
A world without hate.

And I can picture us attacking
that world.
They'd never expect it!

[RavenSaterno]

Dear RavenSaterno,

YES! Now that's our kind of talk!

[adult swim]

12/11 Viewer Bump #4
[Approximately 11:27pm; After Futurama]
Posted by: SwimMod_Nu / DianaGohan

Dear Adult Swim,

Since you spent all your time pimping
your DVD's (I didn't buy one! Fear Me!)
I'm going to pimp my friend's comic,
(Words Censored out. Appears to be "Orange Ringman" or something like that).

[personman23]

Dear personman23,

Hahahahah!

That'll teach you to buy things we
tell you to buy.

[adult swim]

12/11 Viewer Bump #5
[Approximately 11:30pm; Before Family Guy]
Posted by: SwimMod_Nu / DianaGohan

Dear Adult swim,

stop baggin' on ur fans when they
write these cards
U guys are jerks.

- [TimChandler]

Dear TimChandler,

No. We're bastards.

[adult swim]

12/11 Viewer Bump #6
[Approximately 11:42pm; During Family Guy]
Posted by: SwimMod_Nu / DianaGohan

Dear Adult Swim,

What does it take to get some
respect around here?!

[fadehienshu]

Dear fadehienshu,

Money.

Or breasts.

[adult swim]

12/11 Viewer Bump #7
[Approximately 11:45pm; During Family Guy]
Posted by: SwimMod_Nu / DianaGohan

Dear Adult Swim,

Have I got a deal for you.
I'll trade you a slightly used fruit-cake
for an ATHF DVD.
How about it?

- [Yimir]

Dear Yimir,

We're not falling for that trick.
Again.

[adult swim]

12/11 Viewer Bump #8
[Approximately 11:57pm; After Family Guy]
Posted by: SwimMod_Nu / DianaGohan

Dear Adult Swim,

I left a message on your answering
machine didn't you get it?!

Don't you love me anymore...

It was only night with him
I swear!

- [Kitten56]

Dear Kitten56,

Well, that's not what FOX says.

[adult swim]

12/11 Viewer Bump #9
[Approximately 12:00am; Before Inuyasha]
Posted by: SwimMod_Nu / DianaGohan

Dear Adult Swim,

Why are you only showing the
worst posts lately?

- [MooMilo]

Dear MooMilo,

Hey! We showed yours didn't we?
Oh wait... you're right.

[adult swim]