|
Post by bumperella on Jul 14, 2009 9:03:37 GMT -5
09/23 Viewer Bump #2During Family Guy Posted by: comedyswimfan089Dear Adult Swim
If I were a fly, I'd land on you cause you're the shi*t!
- [NightRangersAshes] | Dear NightRangersAshes,
Best pickup line ever.
[adult swim] |
|
|
|
Post by bumperella on Jul 14, 2009 9:08:41 GMT -5
09/23 Viewer Bump #3During Family Guy Posted by: comedyswimfan089Dear Adult Swim,
my roomate said i'd never get on tv because i'm not "clever" enough. well,
nisha, how's this for clever? I'M ON TV AND YOU AREN'T! IN YOUR FACE!
- [hamnugget] | Dear hamnugget,
Yes Nisha, You take that statement and place it in the face.
Brilliant.
[adult swim] |
|
|
|
Post by bumperella on Jul 14, 2009 9:14:46 GMT -5
09/23 Viewer Bump #4During Family Guy Posted by: comedyswimfan089Dear Adult Swim,
Why is it that you ignore the intelligent and funny people yet almost exclusively give
air time to the idiots just like a local news channel at a crime scene?
- [Razimus] | Dear Razimus,
We put you on didn't we?
Wait you're right.
[adult swim] |
|
|
|
Post by bumperella on Jul 14, 2009 9:21:11 GMT -5
09/23 Viewer Bump #5During Futurama Posted by: BahamutBBobDear Adult Swim, Why does it seem like you're putting more of these "what do i have to do to get on TV" posts nowadays? Doesn't seem fair to the 1800 other posts that are posted during the span of a week, half of them with quality content. - [comedyswimfan089] | Dear comedyswimfan089, Another user writes: | Dear Adult Swim, I'm not watching tonight unless you put this on t.v.!! - [Jailor] |
[adult swim]
|
|
|
|
Post by bumperella on Jul 14, 2009 9:24:27 GMT -5
09/23 Viewer Bump #6During Futurama Posted by: BahamutBBob Dear Adult Swim, I'm what every public school teacher in America should be. - [Gerry] | Dear Gerry, Coach McGuirk?
[adult swim] |
|
|
|
Post by bumperella on Jul 14, 2009 9:26:50 GMT -5
09/23 Viewer Bump #7During Futurama Posted by: BahamutBBobDear Adult Swim, Have you any idea what it's like to go without cable for a month? I do thanks to a hurricane. I missed you so much. I thought I was never going to see you again. Your beautiful face, your big strong arms. I thought I would die without you... - [pheonixnite] | Dear pheonixnite, We thought you would too. What a shame.
[adult swim] |
|
|
|
Post by bumperella on Jul 14, 2009 9:28:42 GMT -5
09/23 Viewer Bump #8During Futurama Posted by: BahamutBBobDear Adult Swim, Why does everyone discussion of current events inevitably lead to a discussion of venereal disease? Forever Yours, - [FrickinDwightMan] | Dear FrickinDwightMan, Because everyone knows words are sexually transmitted.
[adult swim] |
|
|
|
Post by bumperella on Jul 14, 2009 9:32:10 GMT -5
09/23 Viewer Bump #9During Sealab 2021 Posted by: f_e_s_i_f_i_s_k_yDear Adult Swim,
what is your favorite episode of an anime show featured on AS.
- [Spike_rules] | Dear Spike_rules,
Bebop - Ballad of Fallen Angels Wolf's Rain - Scars in the Wasteland InuYasha - The Red and White Priestesses Witch Hunter Robin - Replacement Case Closed - Beware of Idols Big O - The Greatest Villain FLCL - hmm pick one Trigun - Truth of Mistake and any Lupin episode ever.
[adult swim] |
|
|
|
Post by bumperella on Jul 14, 2009 9:34:32 GMT -5
09/23 Viewer Bump #10During Sealab 2021 Posted by: f_e_s_i_f_i_s_k_yDear Adult Swim,
Brock is the Adult Swim thug.
There are better characters on Adult Swim,
but none more gansta than Brock.
- [Niper] | Dear Niper,
And you good sir, are a gentleman
and a ... gangster.
[adult swim] |
|
|
|
Post by bumperella on Jul 14, 2009 9:39:00 GMT -5
09/23 Viewer Bump #11During Sealab 2021 Posted by: f_e_s_i_f_i_s_k_yDear Adult Swim,
funny advertisements, how about one of the venture brothers with brock,
it's in the mens bathroom at Lowes Magic Johnson Theatre, in L.A. - Crenshaw Mall.
- [Agent1521]
Dear Agent1521,
L.A. is two hours from here, and I don't have plans for next weekend
Who wants to road trip?!
- [xander666]
Dear xander666,
Is there anyway to take it down?
- [bluhsho7] | Dear bluhsho7,
HEY!
[adult swim] |
|
|
|
Post by bumperella on Jul 14, 2009 9:43:12 GMT -5
09/23 Viewer Bump #12During Sealab 2021 Posted by: f_e_s_i_f_i_s_k_yDear Adult Swim,
Why do German people love David Hasselhof?
I know why I love him, because he was the reason the Berlin Wall fell, and Night Rider.
-[Casanova_bob] | Dear Casanova_bob,
Ok then. Thanks for that.
[adult swim] |
|
|
|
Post by bumperella on Jul 14, 2009 9:49:59 GMT -5
09/23 Viewer Bump #13During Inuyasha Posted by: bigtonyDear Adult Swim, AS always pushes the comedy.
I like the comedy, don't get me wrong, but AS seems to kick anime and make fun of it.
- [FrostAngel14]
Dear FrostAngel14, Right, AS hates anime and us anime fans so much that they keep on buying those top-level,
high-profile series and now even anime movies for us out of sheer madness.
- [herbkir] | Dear both of you guys, Well said.
[adult swim] |
|
|
|
Post by bumperella on Jul 14, 2009 9:52:54 GMT -5
09/23 Viewer Bump #14During Inuyasha Posted by: bigtonyDear Adult Swim,
Do these new jeans make my butt look big?
- [FrostedFlakey] | Dear FrostedFlakey,
Yes. And we like it.
[adult swim] |
|
|
|
Post by bumperella on Jul 14, 2009 9:57:30 GMT -5
09/23 Viewer Bump #15During Inuyasha Posted by: bigtonyDear Adult Swim,
what's boondocks? i kind of remember the title but i need someone to describe it to me.
it's going to be in AS apparently. please tell me.
- [greenbox] | Dear greenbox,
Picture in your mind the best TV series you can think of. without the dancing midgets. Damn good in't it. The boondocks is better.
[adult swim] |
|
|
|
Post by bumperella on Jul 14, 2009 9:59:49 GMT -5
09/23 Viewer Bump #16During Inuyasha Posted by: bigtonyDear Adult Swim,
Yesterday a friend asked me if I thought care bears or my little ponies were cuter.
- [digital_static] | Dear digital_static,
My Little Ponies. Although the care bears are huggably soft they don't have hair you can comb.
[adult swim] |
|
|
|
Post by bumperella on Jul 14, 2009 18:46:33 GMT -5
09/30 Viewer Bump #1During Family Guy Posted by: comedyswimfan089Dear Adult Swim,
I remember last time we talked you were saying something about a...
a um...
you know - you were talking about something and i was nodding and like "i hear you, dude" and what not.
So what ever happened with all that? How'd all that come out for you?
- [SwimMod_Luuv] | Dear SwimModLuuv,
Worked out great.
We told your girlfriend you were cool with the whole thing
-[adult swim] |
|
|
|
Post by bumperella on Jul 14, 2009 18:49:27 GMT -5
09/30 Viewer Bump #2During Family Guy Posted by: comedyswimfan089Dear Adult Swim,
So, that milkshake that was walking around was really just some guy in a suit? I have seen the face of my enemy, and his name is
DECEPTION
- [gooberdaddy] | Dear gooberdaddy,
Actually we're pretty sure his name is Nick, but point taken
- [adult swim] |
|
|
|
Post by bumperella on Jul 14, 2009 18:53:06 GMT -5
09/30 Viewer Bump #3During Family Guy Posted by: comedyswimfan089Dear Adult Swim,
Women like to ask "what are you thinking?" Usually, I'm not thinking anything
- [SwimMod_Odin]
Dear Adult Swim,
Women don't like to ask what you're thinking.
When we say "What are you thinking", we're actually saying, "I'm bored. Dance like
a monkey and entertain me you son of a b1tch"
- [SwimMod_Phoenix] | Dear SwimMod_Phoenix,
Yeah, that sounds about right
- [adult swim] |
|
|
|
Post by bumperella on Jul 14, 2009 18:55:14 GMT -5
09/30 Viewer Bump #4During Family Guy Posted by: comedyswimfan089 Dear cleaning rod of the adult,
Do you wear mittens or gloves in the winter?
- [Hipp0ses] | Dear Hipp0ses,
Brother we're in Atlanta. we barely have a conception of what mittens even are.
- [adult swim] |
|
|
|
Post by bumperella on Jul 14, 2009 18:59:20 GMT -5
09/30 Viewer Bump #5During Futurama Posted by: BahamutBBobDear Adult Swim, On Thursday, September 23, 2004, a B&W viewer bump asked a question. In essence, the question asked why does [as] choose the less intelligent B&W bumps get chosen to be aired? With no offense to [as], but the bump was right.
- [NGminion] Dear NGminion, I agree. The bumps that are shown are becomming stupider and stupider.
- [tazzftw1]
|
|
|
|
Post by bumperella on Jul 14, 2009 19:05:52 GMT -5
09/30 Viewer Bump #6During Futurama Posted by: BahamutBBobDear Adult Swin, Our program which art in channel, Hallowed be thy [name]. Thy Network come, Thy shows be done, On [AS], as it should be everywhere. Give us this bump, Our daily addiction, and Forgive usour begging, As we should forgive those who beg us, And lead us not into cancellation, but deliver us from stupidity. For thine Network, And the Channel, And the shows forever. Amen.
- [Macabre_Dragon] | Dear Macabre_Dragon, Interesting. And not at all blasphemous.
- [adult swim] |
|
|
|
Post by bumperella on Jul 14, 2009 19:08:29 GMT -5
09/30 Viewer Bump #7During Futurama Posted by: BahamutBBobDear Adult Swim, What would you say... ...10 or 15 seconds before you die?
- [wildferret2004] | Dear wildferret2004, But we were just kidding about cancelling oh no not the face
- [adult swim] |
|
|
|
Post by bumperella on Jul 14, 2009 19:19:23 GMT -5
09/30 Viewer Bump #8During Sealab 2021 Posted by: sesshomaru09Dear Adult Swim,
I have recently realized that the funniest viewer bumps are the ones that trail off without ever reaching a point.
- [rusty_cooledge] | Dear rusty_cooledge,
Really.
Because this doesn't seem funny at all.
HYPOTHESIS DENIED
- [adult swim] |
|
|
|
Post by bumperella on Jul 14, 2009 19:21:26 GMT -5
09/30 Viewer Bump #9During Sealab 2021 Posted by: sesshomaru09Dear Adult Swim,
No one seems to want to say anything, but I think it's unhealthy and unwise to pretend like the black and white card system can last.
I'm sorry, and I know you don't want to hear this, but it can't.
The number of words in the english language is finite, ergo you will eventually be faced with a situation in which all possible word combonations have been exausted.
The situation becomes increasingly grave when we take into account the many words that are, themselves, not funny.
- [DanSumthing] | Dear DanSumthing,
Well way to bring us one step closer to the end buddy.
- [adult swim] |
|
|
|
Post by bumperella on Jul 14, 2009 19:24:51 GMT -5
09/30 Viewer Bump #10During Sealab 2021 Posted by: sesshomaru09Dear Adult Swim,
I just spent the last hour reading card suggestions. I wanted to say... I'm so very sorry, but then, you get paid to read them.
- [Double_Helix] | Dear Double_Helix,
Yeah.
Just enough to cover those visits to the shrink.
- [adult swim] |
|
|