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Post by bumperella on Jul 12, 2009 20:20:58 GMT -5
The following people were bumped in August 2005: 08.04.2005 | 08.11.2005 | 08.18.2005 | 08.25.2005 | 08.28.2005 | MookyMonkeyMan NeoAlexanderTheGreat MarshmallowKitty phishjr DelXForce Irish_Hooligan jcgerard bumps_pwn Bazooka_Luke Quixidorian TheMack katt_goddess MrEndo Explosivo_420 carlapants Magixofblkchaos bumps_pwn | nelo87 hersheyhighway Gugger_Fane Amie_Imaginaire DrEdDjR Gohan Chef Bawb xcitemebabyv troymcclure Allan_Is_My_User snowbo Lord_of_Pimps mopargirl420 pseudo_intellectual Kooblicon Globe99 kota12 | ThE_GELaTiNoUS_CuBe zaxxor _Robot_Chicken_ Hidenka_Baka 40_feet_below ScRUBbyPUnK MasterDDH21 monkeypuncher Derpadoo Majikthise Nightswimming2K4 FLCL22 Brian_Jizones phirephox Dorsithion Aqua_Teen_annihilation paleocyberneticyouth Fire_Man | Serpentz1_scott Hobosville Insanity_is_a_fad adultswim_is_my_hero | DarthSupero Quizzdawg |
The following are the bumps that were aired in August 2005, as recorded/posted by: Holychikin, darkestheart, SportsMaster, Qman1, f_e_s_i_f_i_s_k_y, miramarjuice, RobotChickenRulesAll, Slave4Inuyasha, mopargirl420, Artemis_Apolla, & mahala_la_la- Thanks to NumyMufn for providing a video for 08/25's bumps as they were never transcribed in the ASMB Viewer Card Archive as well as providing videos with missing bumps from 08/11.
- Bumps with "*" beside them were not found in the ASMB Viewer Card Archive and are assumed to have been posted by the user listed.
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Post by bumperella on Jul 12, 2009 20:58:19 GMT -5
08/04, Card #1Family Guy #1 Posted by: HolychikinDear Adult Swim,
It seems like every celebrity these days are making sex tapes or nude photos.
Where's your tape?
[MookyMonkeyMan] | We really wish we knew.
[adultswim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 12, 2009 21:19:53 GMT -5
08/04 Bump #2Family Guy ep.1 Posted by: darkestheartDear Adult Swim,
Why the **bleep** are the most stupid and greedy people always bosses.
[NeoAlexanderTheGreat] | Try asking the people under us.
[adult swim] | Dear Adult Swim,
I will just come right out and ask you... Will you be my sugar daddy? I won't take no for an answer.
[MarshmallowKitty] | How about HELL no?
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 12, 2009 21:28:07 GMT -5
08/04 Bump #3Family Guy #1 Posted by: darkestheartDear Adult Swim,
does anyone sleep anymore???
[phishjr] | Not on our watch.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 12, 2009 22:02:07 GMT -5
08/04 Bump #4Family Guy #2 [10:30] Posted by: SportsMaster Dear Adult Swim,
I'm applying to graduate school and need three letters of recommendation, but I only have two. I was wondering if you could write one for me, something about dedication in the face of adversity.
[DelXForce] | Look people, We're tired of all these recommendation requests.
Here:
Just print that out and spread it around
[adultswim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 12, 2009 22:09:23 GMT -5
08/04 Bump #5Family Guy #2 [10:30] Posted by: SportsMasterDear Adult Swim,
id like to say thanks. thanks for the new avatars thanks for the new site design. thanks for bringing back brack thanks for the herpes.
[Irish_Hooligan] | [adultswim]
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Post by bumperella on Jul 16, 2009 15:41:57 GMT -5
08/04 Bump #6During Family Guy #2 Posted by: darkestheartDear Adult Swim,
OK, for those who noticed, AS is experimenting
with a new series of bumps that seem to be fast-paced.
[jcgerard] | Actually, we were pointing out the absence of the lower logo.
↓ [adult swim]
That thing.
We're tired of it, and all this other crazy logo garbage.
You people know what you're watching.
You're not idiots.
[most of you]
Let other networks have their logo overrun the show.
Not us.
[adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Jul 16, 2009 15:45:32 GMT -5
08/04 Bump #7During Family Guy #2 Posted by: darkestheartDear Adult Swim,
One time, I lost a hub cap
so I went to Wal-mart and bought a set for $14.
Two weeks later, someone stole them.
My cheap, cheesy, plastic, metal-toned, POS, hub caps.
It's sad really.
[bumps_pwn] | [adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Jul 16, 2009 16:25:20 GMT -5
08/04 Bump #8During Robot Chicken Posted by: Qman1Dear Adult Swim,
I made this on my calculator during my 8am college math class.
not surprisingly I failed the class,
I earned this thing on a bump.
[Bazooka_Luke] | We don't need kids ruining their educations like that.
There are much better ways.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 16, 2009 16:31:07 GMT -5
08/04 Bump #9During Robot Chicken Posted by: Qman1Dear Adult Swim,
In Medieval England, if you told someone to go to hell
they'd probably go down to their cellar and come back with a bag of potatoes
Because that's where they kept potatoes in Medieval England
in hell.
[Quixidorian] | [adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Jul 16, 2009 16:39:59 GMT -5
08/04 Bump #10During Harvey Birdman Posted by: f_e_s_i_f_i_s_k_yDear Adult Swim,
The new Harvey Birdman shows. Oh God. You must stop.
Is too funny.
My neighbors tell me they have to work in the morning.
[TheMack]
Dear Adult Swim,
I grew up with a black and white tv.
I vowed that when I grew up and had a tv of my own, it would be COLOR, damnit!
And now with my color tv, I can watch black and white bumps.
I feel so grown up.
[katt_goddess] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 16, 2009 16:43:29 GMT -5
08/04 Bump #11During Harvey Birdman Posted by: f_e_s_i_f_i_s_k_yDear Adult Swim,
What about Omar Epps?
Did you ever think to ask how he felt about any of this?
[MrEndo] | You're right.
We hadn't.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 16, 2009 16:48:23 GMT -5
08/04 Bump #12During Samurai Champloo Posted by: miramarjuiceDear Adult Swim,
What kind of music is this? You're going to play this for my bump?
You can do better.
[Explosivo_420] | (music changes)
There.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 16, 2009 16:53:15 GMT -5
08/04 Bump #13During Samurai Champloo Posted by: miramarjuiceDear Adult Swim,
You're really neat.
You make me feel all tingly inside. And its the good kind of tingly.
[carlapants] | No that would be Scotch.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 16, 2009 17:00:04 GMT -5
08/04 Bump #14During Samurai Champloo Posted by: RobotChickenRulesAllDear Adult Swim,
I hear talk that people believe that 2-pac has been dead for the better part of a few years.
Well that's entirely false.
You see I was walking home one day
when lo and behold,
2-pac was walking towards me in the opposit direction.
He looked me right in the eyes and said
"sup foo"
And then he kicked me in the groin.
[Magixofblkchaos] | [adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Jul 16, 2009 17:05:08 GMT -5
08/04 Bump #15During Samurai Champloo Posted by: RobotChickenRulesAllDear Adult Swim,
i find "its a bird, its a plane, no its superman" to be very unrealistic,
the first guy is pointing out the bird before he knows its superman,
when have you ever been like OMG A BIRD!
[bumps_pwn] | [adult swim]
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Post by bumperella on Jul 16, 2009 18:47:16 GMT -5
08/11 Bump #1During Family Guy #1 Posted by: RobotChickenRulesAllDear Adult Swim,
Give me 10 reasons why I shouldn't just change the channel right now.
[nelo87] | NBC
MTV
VH1
Lifetime
Spike
Oxygen
FX
FOX News
CNN
USA
TBS
TNT
OLN
SPEED
Disney
We could go on.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 16, 2009 18:47:43 GMT -5
08/11 Bump #2During Family Guy #1 Posted by: RobotChickenRulesAllDear Adult Swim,
Do you think you're better than me?
[hersheyhighway] | Well, on a scale of 1 to 10.
With 10 being, "Yes, we are better than you."
And 1 being, "Hell yes, we are better than you."
We'd put us at about a 3.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 16, 2009 18:48:46 GMT -5
08/11 Bump #3During Family Guy #1 Posted by: HolychikinDear Adult Swim,
No, wait. Actually...
Dear SwimTorrent,
In your battle against the gallon of milk
you failed to drink it all in the one hour time limit.
Would you have done anything differently?
[Gugger_Fane] | Torrent's response:
Yes.
1. I wouldn't take a 20 minute break in the middle. 2. I wouldn't have eaten so many cookies. 3. I wouldn't have agreed to try to drink a gallon of milk in one hour. That was just dumb.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 16, 2009 18:49:34 GMT -5
08/11 Bump #4During Family Guy #1 Posted by: Holychikin* Dear Adult Swim,
I think the people who write the responses to the B/W cards are clinically insane.
This is how I arrived at my conclusion:
1. They work for [adult swim]
I'll be waiting for my Noble Prize.
[Amie_Imaginaire] | Define "clinically."
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 16, 2009 18:50:06 GMT -5
08/11 Bump #5During Family Guy #2 Posted by: darkestheartDear Adult Swim,
You know how you let us download stuf for our computer
what about our phones? My phone is lonely without you.
[DrEdDjR] | No problem.
Connect your cell phone to the TV using your link cable.
Good.
Synchronizing...
Connection established.
Updating Ringtones: (plays through all ringtones)
Updating Backgrounds: (flashes through all backgrounds)
Update Complete.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 16, 2009 18:50:38 GMT -5
08/11 Bump #6During Family Guy #2 Posted by: darkestheartDear Adult Swim,
So what are you planning to do with the beat that David Banner gave you?
[Gohan] | Use it to jumpstart our rap careers.
Or realize how stupid that is and just use it for bumps.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 16, 2009 18:51:05 GMT -5
08/11 Bump #7During Family Guy #2 Posted by: Slave4inuyashaDear Adult Swim,
Do you have the powers to turn the background Red
[Chef_Bawb] | Maybe we could.
Unfortunately most people don't believe it.
But if people really believed in Adult Swim,
then maybe it would work.
So shout if you believe.
Shout, "I believe in Adult Swim!"
You people are crazy.
We can't do that **bleep**.
[adult swim] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 16, 2009 18:51:57 GMT -5
08/11 Bump #8During Family Guy #2 Posted by: Slave4inuyashaDear Adult Swim,
I deserve to b on tv [as]...
u told me i was last nite... in that hotel room... wen i gave myself to you...
btw... r we still on for tonite?
[xcitemebabyv] | We've said a lot of things we didn't mean.
[but we're totally on for "tonite"] |
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Post by bumperella on Jul 16, 2009 18:52:38 GMT -5
08/11 Bump #9During Robot Chicken Posted by: mopargirl420Dear Adult Swim,
I have an awesome idea that could get you tons of money.
You should put out a book of your favorite recipes.
You could call it the [adult swim] Cookbook.
Pretty sweet, rite?
[troymcclure] | Adult Swim Recipes: Grilled Cheese
1. Get yourself some cheese.
2. Remove cheese from wrapper, or wrapper from cheese.
3. **bleep** it. Just order a pizza.
[adult swim] |
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