March - 2010

The following people were bumped in March 2010:

03.01.2010	03.07.2010	03.14.2010	03.21.2010	03.28.2010
lonewolf2000	STNC XajX andresu2004 VAgeena DrummerFromSpinalTap (03/11)	funky_branca Protonone mijares1976 idostuff GLsector0420 TaurinFox	morganism Twitcher squishface	TheWonderHorse

The following are the bumps that were aired in March 2010, as recorded/posted by: mahala_la_la

03/01 Viewer Bump #1
[Approximately 11:59 pm ET; Before Robot Chicken]
Folder: Comedy Discussion (Originally aired: 12/02/07)
Posted by: mahala_la_la

Dear Adult Swim:

XAVIER IS ABOUT IDOLATRY
AND WITCHCRAFT.

THERE WAS AN EPISODE INVOLVING
A CRIPPLE AND HIS FATHER.

HE WAS TURNED INTO
A "MAGICAL" WHIRLWIND.

And the show is gay

Every episode I saw had something
to do with gay males.

[lonewolf2000]

Well at least
somebody gets it

[adult swim]

03/07 Viewer Bump #1
[Approximately 11:41 pm (ET); During Freaknik]
Folder: Bumps
Posted by: mahala_la_la

Found in Kansas City
by [STNC]

03/07 Viewer Bump #2
[Approximately 12:13 am (ET); During Freaknik]
Folder: Bumps
Posted by: mahala_la_la

Found in Denver
by [XajX]

03/07 Viewer Bump #3
[Approximately 12:16 am (ET); During Freaknik]
Folder: Forum/Site Support
Posted by: mahala_la_la

Dear Adult Swim

Okay, so which mod banned KaptKrunch? I was banned on my account (KaptKrunch being my last and only worthwhile account, this one is for the person formerly known as Ted_Ballsacks that one of you banned on questionable terms way late for the s/n but who cares about that now)... anyway, I was banned on KaptKrunch for making a joke about some supposedly but very obviously not female user "not being my girlfriend"...haven't you guys seen me make this lame type of joke enough to realize its a joke?!?! No matter what I say or do before or afterwards ITS A JOKE! I didn't even curse or make any threats toward life or anything else? I guess in my lack-of-sleep-haze I forgot that you guys don't allow humor on these boards outside the scope of fart jokes. And yet, some mod chose to "take the side of ignorance/her side" in the matter and prove that being right means nothing...pretending to be a girl means everything. Yes, what I'm saying is that when you get a report from a poster who has done NOTHING but spam and flame Zenigundam in exactly the same manner you should ban that poster as well...unless the person he's reporting was spamming flames at him or bypassing your precious filter. And I did neither...but he/she clearly has toward Zeni, and I doubt he/she was 'punished' for it. This is so uncool guys. I just tasted victory on my front porch when I killed a HUGE freakin' cottonmouth snake with my viciously cool bushido blade, which I haven't had the pleasure of using in a couple of years. I was all hyped up and I thought...well maybe some fellow board nerds could appreciate the act of snake slaughter with a sword. Maybe I was wrong, maybe I'm lame, but regardless, I couldn't share my triumph because I was banned for being humorous. This is unacceptable. I know with the huge influx of people lately (I've seen it myself) that you guys have had to let a lot of crap slide by. There have been numerous flames and spams and other stuff that noobs have gotten away with and the only one I've complained about has been the one guy that keeps trolling me...still undetermined if it was my buddy or not. The point is this, why do you people go after an old board user who is sometimes/often helpful, but on some days just felt like being a little cruel/funny? In short, yes, my funny or opinion is worth more than some large font using, flaming because someone disagreed with him, trying to virtually 'hook-up' with some cyber sex, spamming noob (he was doing all these things from what I recall)...and you should not have banned me for that. I am so disappointed in whoever did this. It almost makes MojoRising's comments about a mod holding grudges seem valid. Did I **bleep** one of you off in the past and now you're the one trolling me? Was this your chance to make me pay? The ban was temporary...at least you were somewhat reasonable in that aspect...but its still crap. And yeah, I know I'm gonna get flamed for this...some board users are going to feel its their duty to pee on the drunk guy who just killed a snake and found out he has been banned for saying something funny to a worthless spamming noob. But think about this board user...you could be next! You may say something you think is funny, or speak your mind, get spam-flamed in response and then reported by a noob...and is the mod going to use common sense or take into account the fact that the noob was spamming and flaming when he reported you for saying your stale, old joke everyone has heard a thousand times... nooooooo...he/she/it is just gonna get their revenge/nerdlust/powertrip by hitting that ban button as quickly as possible. Even if MojoRisings theory of mod's abusing their power by holding grudges is total buttkuss...this was just wrong. So F'ed up man. I would ask you to remove the temp ban but I know that I'm just going to have faq and flames dumped on me by mods and users alike. Am I really this hated on these boards? A lot of people, mods included, tend to act like I've slapped their Momma. Can't you mods use some friggin' discretion instead of being used like tools by a spamming/flaming noob? I won't be mad about this for long...as usual I need to spit out dribble and then I'll cool down...but it just seems like we should all be throwing out a "zig-hail" when we log in or out of these boards sometimes ya know. I'm sick of this crap man. I wasn't being malicious toward anyone...even though that person obviously deserved MUCH worse than what he was getting. Those kind of people shouldn't even be allowed access to communicate with the outside world...let alone screw up an old board users account by USING a mod. Yes mod, you were used, by a petty, childish, desperate, idiotic noob. So if you have the capability of rational thought...next time you're disgusted by idiots being retarded on the boards, putting threads in the wrong folder, spam-flaming people for no reason other than the inbred genetic encoding in them (he was spamming/flaming everyone but that one girl, not just me), trying to have a virtual hook-up via text on these boards, or whatever...just remember, you make it all possible when you basically be the tool they assumed you were and bow down to their sick whims. For all I know, that might have been the same troll under YET ANOTHER s/n...I doubt it...but anything is possible...except for a mod using rational discretion apparently. Well this post has taken 3 minutes or so (you can tell by exactly how awful it is that it was hastily thrown together) but it has been just long enough to push me down into a slightly miffed level. I just don't get it... and for the love of whatever you hold holy...please don't come back here and spit faq in my face or something...even though I'm fairly certain I didn't actually break any rules. Just tell me who did it....and I know you can't admit if you really have a problem with me...but if you do, can't we take it up in some kind of personal message/email/IM service or something? I'll be happy to hear you out and then use cold, callous logic to crush your reasoning and probably give new vigor to your angst. Despite my seemingly haphazard, idiotic nature at times I am actually quite intelligent and have outstanding reasoning/debating skills. But I am dumbfounded by this ban...its just so F'ed up. Every time you ban someone on these ill-conceived grounds you just add to their mistrust of you and everything on these boards. I've wasted so much of my time putting on events and sponsoring [as] and the [as] boards....all free of charge...from posters around college campuses (yes, 2 major universities) to making an **bleep** of myself in a crude Meatwad costume at the mall and at several venues where bands were performing...to handing out fliers and even doing an obscenely well-done article in the university paper (it was noted and referenced in the Mobile Register as well) and of course most recently the handing out of fliers for the HC publicity ploy (I put those **bleep** things everywhere! I stuck them up at gas stations by the pumps, I put them on the ordering boards of fast-food restaurants, I put them on the boards at the college, I littered coffee shops and video game/digital media stores with them and so on) and this is the disrespect I receive in return...banned at the whim of a spam-flaming noob for something that wasn't even really breaking the rules when you use your brain to decipher the context. I might be a little drunk...and I might be strongly disliked by several board members and possibly a few mods...but I don't deserve any backlash for letting out 1/100th of what that noob needed to hear/see. I could've and should've brutally raped his fragile mind, but as I try not to do that these days, I simply made the same old stale funny I always do about being "a speedbump for evolution" ...my victory over the deadly, venomous snake has been tainted by all this...I'm gonna go drink another beer and hand the snake from the porch...maybe I should skin him...but hey, if I do, some noob will probably come by and try to cyber with it and when I slightly reprimand him with a bad joke the gestapo will come by, take my sword and my beer, and ban me from the porch for 20,000 minutes! Or 2,000 ....whatever it was....so lame. I'll probably get banned for this post...I'm not going to bother and look back to see how many mistakes I made or if its offensive and bannable so do your worst I guess...boy this dumb chick is gonna kill me if I get her s/n banned too...screw her..>I made these for her anyway and she can just rot for all I care. I'm sick of being nice to people that don't deserve it...and I work in the medical field so yeah...I get to save people all day that probably don't deserve to live...because they're probably on a board somewhere, spam-flaming like a noob and getting vets kicked off the boards by tooling it up with the mods! YOURE ALL TOOLS! Okay...I feel a little better...watch me come back and be banned on this s/n...If I am...I will hunt down and kill the rest of that snake's family...do you really want their blood on your hands? Think it over.. ha haaa...another bad funny...is that a bannable offense? : P

[andresu2004]

Yes

[adult swim]

03/07 Viewer Bump #4
[Approximately 12:42 am (ET); After Tim & Eric]
Folder: Bumps
Posted by: mahala_la_la

Found in L.A.
by [VAgeena]
who wants to marry Doc Hammer

03/11 Viewer Bump #1
[Approximately 1:56am (ET); After Oblongs]
Folder: Bumps (Originally aired: 09.07.08)
Posted by: mahala_la_la

Dear Adult Swim,

if i made more interesting
comments in the message boards

and a lot of people read them
and loved them

would you guys share some
of that sweet ad revenue with me

[DrummerFromSpinalTap]

Ad Revenue?

From the internet?

[hilarious]

03/14 Viewer Bump #1
[Approximately 11:29pm (ET); Before Venture Bros.]
Folder: Gen. Adult Swim Discussion
Posted by: mahala_la_la

Dear Adult Swim

I've done research

I asked my grandparents

"would you guys eat in a restaurant
named 'old people eating salad'?"

the answer was
a resounding no,

my grandmother adding in a
"why in the hell would I?"

[funky_branca]

[adult swim]

03/14 Viewer Bump #2
[Approximately 11:38pm (ET); During Venture Bros.]
Folder: Bumps
Posted by: mahala_la_la

Found in Ann Arbor
by [Protonone]

03/14 Viewer Bump #3
[Approximately 12:00am (ET); Before ATHF]
Folder: Gen. Adult Swim Discussion
Posted by: mahala_la_la

Dear Adult Swim

Was half watching
an adult swim commerical

and is a chorus of people
saying "100!" and its coming may 2?

Puppets looked like they were made by
the same guy who did Siffle and Ollie.

Anyone know what
that was about?

[mijares1976]

That was about the
100ᵗʰ episode of Aqua Teen

Airing May 2^nd @ Midnight

[adult swim]

03/14 Viewer Bump #4
[Approximately 12:12am (ET); After ATHF]
Folder: Bumps
Posted by: mahala_la_la

Found in Chicago
by [idostuff]

03/14 Viewer Bump #5
[Approximately 12:42am (ET); After Tim & Eric]
Folder: Bumps
Posted by: mahala_la_la

Found in Columbus
by [GLsector0420]

03/14 Viewer Bump #6
[Approximately 12:45am (ET); Before Superjail!]
Folder: Bumps
Posted by: mahala_la_la

Dear Adult Swim

I believe in you!

PS Please hire me

[TaurinFox]

We can't hire you;
you're a unicorn

made of metal
and rainbow hairs

[adult swim]

03/21 Viewer Bump #1
[Approximately 11:39pm; During Venture Bros.]
Folder: Bumps
Posted by: mahala_la_la

Found in Seattle
by [morganism]

03/21 Viewer Bump #2
[Approximately 12:15 am; Before Squidbillies]
Folder: Bumps
Posted by: mahala_la_la

Dear Adult Swim

Advice needed

My girlfriend broke up with me
for really stupid reasons.

What is the best way to make it
seem like a really big mistake?

[Twitcher]

Shut up and be cool

Then you'll be the confident
guy she shouldn't have left

instead of the
whiny guy she ditched

[adult swim]

03/21 Viewer Bump #3
[Approximately 12:45 am; Before Superjail!]
Folder: Bumps
Posted by: mahala_la_la

Dear Adult Swim

I'm a preschool teacher and
I bought a Dr. Seuss Cat in the Hat DVD.

I put it in for the kids
and while I was at my desk

I heard the voice
of the warden!!

I checked up on it
and yes,

David Wain, who does the voice
of my beloved warden,

was indeed the voice
of the cat in the hat.

[squishface]

[did not know that]

03/28 Viewer Bump #1
[Approximately 11:44pm (ET); During Venture Bros.]
Folder: Bumps; Original image: link
Posted by: mahala_la_la

Dear Adult Swim

Dude.

This is so awesome that
I don't know what to say.

[TheWonderHorse]

The woman who made this Calls herself "Beastcub" Visit her website, then stab out your eyes.

[adult swim]