January - 2004

The following people were bumped in January 2004:

01.01.2004	01.08.2004	01.15.2004	01.22.2004	01.29.2004
New Years (no bumps)	TheFrankMan cixelsyd eeker Girlafeliack Ablivion InuYashagf1 Dolari TianaG thaak NA_Magus starla87 SlickWilly9 Pineappleman LaBLUEanime meatwad05 Black_Belt	TwoStallser demonslayer0 galerianash MirokuGirl13 cixelsyd Javi Javi Slothfish forgottowritedownthename FLCLxoxo ForeverStars TSOScottC MikeshowInuy Edward0 TaperDude demses	#1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #9 Nick_D cleppy0416 #12 #13 #14 #15 #16	#1 Neverwhere zebinomancer #4 #5 #6 Girlafeliack SlickWilly9 Justinsane07 ViagraManCan theendofall Bebopblues_Brother loser_bar #14 #15 #16

The following are the bumps that were aired in January 2004, as recorded/posted by: SwimOdin, SwimMod_Nu, IWDP Lim, bumpworthy.com, Dragoonzine (YT), & lugia's vhs archive (YT)

Viewer Bumps for 01/01/2004
There were no viewer bumps.

01/08 Viewer Bump #1
[Approximately 11:00pm; Before Futurama]
Posted by: SwimOdin / IWDP Lim

Dear Adult Swim,

Do you like putting up other people's ridiculous cards, or do you get paid for every dumb one you air?

-[TheFrankman]

Dear TheFrankman,

Cha-ching!

[adult swim]

01/08 Viewer Bump #2
[Approximately 11:12pm; During Futurama]
Posted by: SwimOdin / IWDP Lim

Dear Adult Swim,

I blew my hand off lighting fireworks,
what should I do?

-[cixelsyd]

Dear cixelsyd,

1. Go to robot hell
2. Trade hands with robot devil.
3. Avoid irony at all costs.

[adult swim]

01/08 Viewer Bump #3
[Approximately 11:15pm; During Futurama]
Posted by: SwimOdin / IWDP Lim

Dear Adult Swim,

The answer is 42.

-[eekers]

Dear eekers,

What is...
...the number of times you've been hit in the head?
...the rower next to Charlton Heston in Ben-Hur?
...why Douglas Adams is so frickin rich?

[adult swim]

01/08 Viewer Bump #4
[Approximately 11:27pm; After Futurama]
Posted by: SwimOdin / IWDP Lim

Dear Adult Swim,
*What games do you play?

-[Girlafeliack]

Dear Girlafeliack,

Mostly the sick and twisted sort.
And then there's extreme hopscotch.

[adult swim]

01/08 Viewer Bump #5
[Approximately 11:30pm; Before Family Guy]
Posted by: SwimOdin / IWDP Lim

Dear Adult Swim,

I make $167 a week.
How much do you get paid?

-[Ablivion]

Dear Ablivion,

It's not about how much money you make,
It's about how many women will sleep with you because of it

[adult swim]

01/08 Viewer Bump #6
[Approximately 11:42pm; During Family Guy]
Posted by: SwimOdin / IWDP Lim

Dear Adult Swim,

Have you ever wondered what life would be like if all you had was a bottle of booze?

-[InuYashaGf1]

Dear InuYashaGf1,

A bottle??? As in just one???
What sort of hell would you have us live in?

[adult swim]

01/08 Viewer Bump #7
[Approximately 11:45pm; During Family Guy]
Posted by: SwimOdin / IWDP Lim

Dear Adult Swim,

That's no howler monkey!
THAT'S MY WIFE!

-[Dolari]

Dear Dolari,

That's now what she said last night!

Hahahahaha....burn.

[adult swim]

01/08 Viewer Bump #8
[Approximately 11:57pm; After Family Guy]
Posted by: SwimOdin / IWDP Lim

Dear Adult Swim,

I am young, attractive, and smart...and I'm also a girl!
Where do I sign up to be a groupie?

-[TianaG]

Dear TianaG,

In the park behind the bushes.

Just kidding!

There are no bushes.

[adult swim]

01/08 Viewer Bump #9
[Approximately 12:00am; Before Inuyasha]
Posted by: SwimOdin / IWDP Lim

Dear Adult Swim,

My pee smells like soda.

-[thaak]

Dear thaak,

Weird. Our soda smells like pee.

HEY!

[adult swim]

01/08 Viewer Bump #10
[Approximately 12:12am; During Inuyasha]
Posted by: SwimOdin / IWDP Lim

Dear Adult Swim,

Great, I'm 6 out of 6375-some.
Now give me a sappy sarcastic comment.

-[NA_Magus]

Dear NA_Magus,

Sarcastic???
We would never.

[adult swim]

01/08 Viewer Bump #11
[Approximately 12:15am; During Inuyasha]
Posted by: SwimOdin / IWDP Lim

Dear Adult Swim,

How many Inuyasha fangirls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

-[starla87]

Dear starla87,

Let's see.
1 to turn the bulb.
1 to hold the ladder.
437 to complain whenever it doesn't come on.

[adult swim]

01/08 Viewer Bump #12
[Approximately 12:27am; After Inuyasha]
Posted by: SwimMod_Nu / IWDP Lim

Dear Adult Swim,

If you could be any animal what would you be?

-[SlickWilly9]

Dear SlickWilly9,

Birds.
Not so much for the whole flying thing.

More for the crapping on people's heads thing.

[adult swim]

01/08 Viewer Bump #13
[Approximately 12:30am; Before Big O]
Posted by: SwimMod_Nu / IWDP Lim

Dear Adult Swim,

The end is near and my pineapples will rule the world under my command.

-[Pineappleman]

Dear Pineappleman,

Look we've heard
pineapples
penguins
monkeys
mongooses
cartoons
crabs
and cartoon crabs

Do you own any practical means of ruling the world?
Like a gundam?

[adult swim]

01/08 Viewer Bump #14
[Approximately 12:42am; During Big O]
Posted by: IWDP Lim

Dear Adult Swim,

On one of your #### cards it says
Big O runs on a AAAAAAAAAAAA battery.
But that would mean it would be very small.

-[LaBLUEanime]

Dear LaBLUEanime,

No. We said it runs on one

(scrolls out)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
battery.

[adult swim]

01/08 Viewer Bump #15
[Approximately 12:45am; During Big O]
Posted by: SwimMod_Nu / IWDP Lim

Dear Adult Swim,

What should I grow up to be?

-[meatwad5]

Dear meatwad5,

How about a cheeseburger.

Hurry up we're hungry!

[adult swim]

01/08 Viewer Bump #16
[Approximately 12:57am; After Big O]
Posted by: SwimMod_Nu / IWDP Lim

Dear Adult Swim,

If theres a Big O.
Does that mean that theres a Little O?
That would make a great spin-off show
[worst idea ever]

-[Black_Belt]

Dear Black_Belt,

Little guy spin-offs of shows always stink.
A little something called the Scrappy-Doo rule of television.

[adult swim]

01/15 Viewer Bump #1
[Approximately 11:00pm; Before Family Guy]
Posted by: IWDP Lim

Dear Adult Swim,

When are you guys hiring me again?!

-[TwoStallser]

Dear TwoStallser,

Lets check our calender...February...March...Pigs flying...Hell freezing over...

Oh here it is.

Soon. Real soon.

[adult swim]

01/15 Viewer Bump #2
[Approximately 11:12pm; During Family Guy]
Posted by: IWDP Lim

Dear Aduld Swim,

I k n o w w h a t y o u d i d l a s t s u m m e r!

-[demonslayer0]

Dear demonslayer0,

Aren't you a little young to be in a Bangkok brothel?

[adult swim]

01/15 Viewer Bump #3
[Approximately 11:15pm; During Family Guy]
Posted by: IWDP Lim

Dear Adult Swim,

Have you ever started to make pancakes, then decided you didn't really want pancakes, and then just started drinking the batter to finish it off?

-[galerianash]

Dear galerianash,

If by pancakes you mean waffles... And by drinking you mean swimming in...

Then yes.

[adult swim]

01/15 Viewer Bump #4
[Approximately 11:27pm; After Family Guy]
Posted by: IWDP Lim

Dear Adult Swim,

Party at Mr. Steele's house. Tonight. Be there.

-[MirokuGirl13]

Dear MirokuGirl13,

Sorry we have plans.

Not having drinks with his ex-girlfriend plans.

Just normal plans.

[adult swim]

01/15 Viewer Bump #5
[Approximately 11:30pm; Before Futurama]
Posted by: IWDP Lim

Dear Adult Swim,

What does PNUMONOULTRAMICRO-SCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS mean?

-[cixelsyd]

Dear cixelsyd,

Maybe it's some sort of respiratory disease resulting from the inhalation of very fine particles of silicate dust that are volcanic in origin.

But we're just guessing.

[adult swim]

01/15 Viewer Bump #6
[Approximately 11:42pm; During Futurama]
Posted by: IWDP Lim

Dear Adult Swim,

One day one of my little nephews came up to me and asked me

If the equator was a real line that went around the earth,

or just an imaginary one. *I had to laugh. And laugh and laugh.

Because I didn't know,

and I thought that maybe by laughing he would forget what he asked me.

-[Javi]

[adult swim]

01/15 Viewer Bump #7
[Approximately 11:45pm; During Futurama]
Posted by: IWDP Lim

Dear Javi,

(types out) Hahahaahahahhahahahaahahaha
Aahahahahaahahaah
Ahaahaha
Haahahahahahahaha
hahahahaha

(cough)
hahahaahahaahahahahahahaaha ha

Hilarious!

But seriously, whats the answer?

[adult swim]