05/29/2005 - BK "Have It Your Way"

These are the cards for the first ever BK "Have It Your Way" night in which one person was chosen to program the entire [adult swim] lineup. There are a total of 56 cards going through 7 hours of programming. Because of these cards, there were no Thursday Night Viewer Cards for the week of May 26^th.

Christine Lee a.k.a. alternacure

The Schedule:
11:00 p.m. Aqua Teen Hunger Force: "Ol' Drippy"
11:15 p.m. Aqua Teen Hunger Force: "Universal Remonster"
11:30 p.m. Venture Bros.: "Eeeney, Meeney, Miney...Magic!"
12:00 a.m. Venture Bros.: "The Incredible Mr. Brisby"
12:30 a.m. Venture Bros.: "Tag Sale-You're It!"
 1:00 a.m. Futurama: "Leela's Homeworld"
 1:30 a.m. Home Movies: "Cho and the Adventures of Amy Lee"

 2:00 a.m. Venture Bros.: "Are You There, God? It's Me, Dean"
 2:30 a.m. Family Guy: "One if By Clam, Two if By Sea"
 3:00 a.m. Aqua Teen Hunger Force: "Mooninites"
 3:15 a.m. Aqua Teen Hunger Force: "The South Bronx Paradise Diet"
 3:30 a.m. Futurama: "The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings"
 4:00 a.m. Family Guy: "Brian Wallows, Peter Swallows"
 4:30 a.m. Aqua Teen Hunger Force: "The Shaving"
 4:45 a.m. Aqua Teen Hunger Force: "eDork"
 5:00 a.m. Home Movies: "Fisheye Lens"
 5:30 a.m. Venture Bros.: "Return to Spider-Skull Island"

The Transcribers:
MrPlanetUrectum
Holychikin
mopargirl420
comedyswimfan089

05/29 Bump #1
Approximately 11:00pm; Before Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Ol' Drippy
Posted by: MrPlanetUrectum

Greetings from sunny Los Angeles, California!

Hi, my name is Christine Lee.

I will be your host for tonight.

For the next seven hours

you will be my comedy bitches.

Sorry, anime fans.

This is payback for Saturday Night. :)

This is Christine, signing off

HAVING IT HER WAY.

Muahahahaha.....

[adult swim]

05/29 Bump #2
Approximately 11:12pm; After Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Ol' Drippy
Posted by: MrPlanetUrectum

For all you ATHF fans,

we are in the middle
of a block.

Remember when 2 episodes
was the norm for every weeknight

and maybe a freebie
on the weekends?

Ah, the good ol' days.

[adult swim]

05/29 Bump #3
Approximately 11:15pm; Before Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Universal Remonster
Posted by: Holychikin

So after [adult swim]
contacted me about the contest,

I hyperventilated,
of course.

Once I regained
my composure

[and regulated breathing]

I thought:

How wicked it is
that a girl won this contest?!

Female [as] fans,
this one's for you!

I am the envy
of every guy watching [as].

Boo ya!

Don't be playa hatin'. :)

[adult swim]

05/29 Bump #4
Approximately 11:27pm; After Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Universal Remonster
Posted by: Holychikin

I am a bonafide Jedi Knight,

Curehead,

Jesus Freak,

2.0 Korean American chica.

[www.xanga.com/christinie_weenie]

[adult swim]

05/29 Bump #5
Approximately 11:30pm; Before Venture Brothers - Eeeney, Meeney, Miney...Magic!
Posted by: MrPlanetUrectum

Coming up:

Vindication for all
Venture Bros. fans.

Thankfully, the folks at [as]
greenlighted a second season.

Here is my ode to the
wonderfulness that is VB.

You're going to see
3 episodes in a row.

They feature my favorite character,
Dr. Byron Orpheus.

That's right - Orpheus!!

Three episodes.
That's more than we get in a week.

Enjoy the show.

And raise a glass with me
for a speedy Season 2, will ya?

[adult swim]

05/29 Bump #6
Approximately 11:42pm; During Venture Brothers - Eeeney, Meeney, Miney...Magic!
Posted by: MrPlanetUrectum

Here's my goofy,
lovable cousin.

Sorry boys,
she's taken!

She was my comic
relief before [as].

Much love to Mina!

[she's at the party]

05/29 Bump #7
Approximately 11:45pm; During Venture Brothers - Eeeney, Meeney, Miney...Magic!
Posted by: Holychikin

So why do I
love Venture Bros. so?

Like any other
Brit lit student,

I love Shakespeare
& Austen.

Like any good novel or play,

VB is chock full of memorable,
well-developed characters.

Whoever heard of having a necromancer
with a punk rock daughter

as neighbors?

Or a schizophrenic man in a
butterfly costume as a villain?



Oh VB,
how I love thee.

[adult swim]

05/29 Bump #8
Approximately 11:57pm; After Venture Brothers - Eeeney, Meeney, Miney...Magic!
Posted by: MrPlanetUrectum

I'm a music-phile.

Here's a list of CDs
that you MUST check out:

"Disintegration" by The Cure
"London Calling" by The Clash
"Empire Strikes Back" soundtrack
"Turn on the Bright Lights" by Interpol
"MTV Unplugged" by Mariah Carey
"Strangers" by Ed Harcourt
"Amelie" soundtrack
"Chopin piano tracks" by Vladimir Ashkenazy
"O Inverted World" by The Shins
"The Phantom of the Opera" movie soundtrack

[adult swim]

05/29 Bump #9
Approximately 12:00am; Before Venture Brothers - The Incredible Mr. Brisby
Posted by: MrPlanetUrectum

Did you know that May is
Asian Pacific American Heritage Month,

aka APAHM?

One minute ago,
it was May 29.

Now it's officially May 30.

That gives you two days left
to celebrate if you're yellow.

If you're yellow and you're proud,
clap your hands!

Shout out to the folks at Pacific Ties
(www.pacificties.org):

You guys are the schiznat!

To all my other Asian American
brothas and sistas:

Keep the struggle!

[fist of solidarity in the air]

05/29 Bump #10
Approximately 12:12am; During Venture Brothers - The Incredible Mr. Brisby
Posted by: Holychikin

Having a good time so far?

We're making history, people!

I hope that I'm not letting
any [as] fans down just yet.

If I have, I'm sure that I'll
read about it on the boards.

[click away]

05/29 Bump #11
Approximately 12:15am; During Venture Brothers - The Incredible Mr. Brisby
Posted by: Holychikin

Okay, so I have
a confession to make.

I lied.

Contrary to what
[as] announced,

I'm not originally
from Los Angeles.

I was born and raised
in Orange County,

Garden Grove to be exact.

In the early 60's,

a cartoon mogul considered
GG as the site for a theme park.

This year, that very theme park
is celebrating its 50th anniversary.

Orange County Liberation Front,
UNITE!

[adult swim]

05/29 Bump #12
Approximately 12:27am; After Venture Brothers - The Incredible Mr. Brisby
Posted by: Holychikin

So why did I lie about that,
you ask?

Because of a certain TV show
That Shall Not Be Named,
which I detest.

My Orange County is certainly not
a privileged white suburbia.

More like an Asian ghetto.

That's the Orange County
that I know and love. :)

[adult swim]

05/29 Bump #13
Approximately 12:30am; Before Venture Brothers - Tag Sale - You're It!
Posted by: MrPlanetUrectum

I recently went to Europe
for the second time

and the nice people at [as]
accommodated my travel schedule

when it came time to plan
this baby (my block, that is).

Throughout tonight, you'll be seeing
various, random pictures

that I took in various,
random cities.





[adult swim]

05/29 Bump #14
Approximately 12:42am; During Venture Brothers - Tag Sale - You're It!
Posted by: MrPlanetUrectum

Any collegiate will tell you that
roommates make all the difference.

Let me introduce you
to (most of) mine:



[adult swim]

05/29 Bump #15
Approximately 12:45am; During Venture Brothers - Tag Sale - You're It!
Posted by: Holychikin

Roommate #2:
Lindsey

We lived together for
about a year and a half.

Unless you count
our 2nd year in the dorms

when she practically
lived in our room.

Roommate #3:
Tabin

Roommate for one year.

My primary Europe buddy
and the best hapa person I know!

Thanks for the memories.

Hopefully this
makes up for APIG.

[adult swim]

05/29 Bump #16
Approximately 12:57am; After Venture Brothers - Tag Sale - You're It!
Posted by: Holychikin

I'm a music-phile.

Here's a list of CDs
that you MUST check out:

"Disintegration" by The Cure
"London Calling" by The Clash
"Empire Strikes Back" soundtrack
"Turn on the Bright Lights" by Interpol
"MTV Unplugged" by Mariah Carey
"Strangers" by Ed Harcourt
"Amelie" soundtrack
"Chopin piano tracks" by Vladimir Ashkenazy
"O Inverted World" by The Shins
"The Phantom of the Opera" movie soundtrack

[adult swim]

05/29 Bump #17
Approximately 1:00am; Before Futurama - Leela's Homeworld
Posted by: MrPlanetUrectum

Dear [adult swim] fans,

Are you still there?

I know that was a lot of VB
to take at once.

To appease less hardcore
comedy viewers

we'll move on
to safer territory...

Futurama!

[adult swim]

05/29 Bump #18
Approximately 1:12am; During Futurama - Leela's Homeworld
Posted by: MrPlanetUrectum

The best place for a
spectacular view of Paris

besides the Eiffel Tower...



[adult swim]

05/29 Bump #19
Approximately 1:15am; During Futurama - Leela's Homeworld
Posted by: Holychikin

[i heart paris!]

05/29 Bump #20
Approximately 1:27am; After Futurama - Leela's Homeworld
Posted by: Holychikin

The best museum in Paris

besides the Louvre...



[adult swim]

05/29 Bump #21
Approximately 1:30am; Before Home Movies - Cho and the Adventures of Amy Lee
Posted by: MrPlanetUrectum

Paris = home of Montemartre

the site of movies like
Moulin Rouge and Amelie.

Amelie = Amy Lee.

A (Korean) American girl
in Paris?

Oui!

Here's Home Movie's
"Cho and the Adventures of Amy Lee!"

[adult swim]

05/29 Bump #22
Approximately 1:42am; During Home Movies - Cho and the Adventures of Amy Lee
Posted by: MrPlanetUrectum

When I found out
that I won this contest,

I wanted to air
this episode.

So I enlisted help
in identifying it

via a thread on the
[as] message boards.

Major thanks to punchdrunkilla
and patbot78 for helping me out!

[adult swim]

05/29 Bump #23
Approximately 1:45am; During Home Movies - Cho and the Adventures of Amy Lee
Posted by: Holychikin

[adult swim]

05/29 Bump #24
Approximately 1:57am; After Home Movies - Cho and the Adventures of Amy Lee
Posted by: Holychikin

Be wary of train tracks in Italy.

Yes, that's a toilet inside a train in Italy.

And yes, that goes straight down.

[adult swim]